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girlboyed adj. Drunk on the strength of a gentle-looking plan that has plainly not been tested. Matheo went girlboyed and proposed carrying everyone home in a shopping trolley. girlbulged (/ˈɡɜːlˌbʌldʒd/) adj. Still drunk, and confidently mistaking a fold in clothing for evidence requiring public discussion. Dariun became girlbulged and offered a detailed opinion on a stranger’s silhouette. girlcationed adj. Too drunk to leave the pub without turning the journey home into an organised retreat. Shaniece got girlcationed and planned a restorative weekend for the four people at the bar. girlchiked adj. Sufficiently drunk to address unfamiliar women with instant, misplaced familiarity. girlchilded adj. Having drunk enough to make a simple errand require supervision, snacks and a negotiated bedtime. Belky became girlchilded and needed escorting from the shop after choosing a ceremonial pencil. girlcotted (/ˈɡɚl.kɒtd/) adj. Having drunk more than the situation warranted, and organising a principled refusal of whatever is available. Mielle got girlcotted and led a boycott of the pub’s perfectly acceptable crisps. girldomed adj. You have drunk enough to regard a brief lapse in judgement as an entire period of life. Angelpreet went girldomed and described the karaoke interval as a formative chapter. girled (/ˈɡɜːld/) adj. Drunk enough to address every young woman as though introducing a category. Cordea got girled and asked whether the young woman had always been so tall. girleened (/ˈɡəːliːnd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a young woman from the general public. Tatsuo became girleened and congratulated a young woman on her sensible shoes. girleried adj. Of a drinker: mistaking a brightly advertised adult venue for a sensible destination for the whole party. Dominiq got girleried and proposed continuing the evening at a venue nobody had researched. girlfaged adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing admiration, flirtation, and the person holding the water jug. girlfailed adj. Drunk beyond arranging a blanket, a glass of water, and the route between them. girlfailured (/ˈɡɜːlˌfeɪ.ljəd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes domestic incompetence unexpectedly endearing. Sibella was girlfailured, apologising to the kettle for having switched it on twice. girlfed (/ˈɡɜːlfd/) adj. Drunk enough to regard any agreeable woman nearby as a long-established romantic partner. Eldoris got girlfed and introduced the waitress as his girlfriend before ordering chips. girlfranned adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a female acquaintance as an established partner. girlfriend experienced adj. Drunk by the third round, and expecting the evening to include tenderness, reassurance, and a clean towel.