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girlfriended (/ˈɡɜːlfɹɛndd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of believing every sympathetic listener has agreed to a relationship. Veleria got girlfriended and introduced the sofa cushion as her better half. girlfriendhooded adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting the sofa as though it were a committed domestic partnership. Ammber was girlfriendhooded and tucked the remote under the sofa cushion for later. girlfriendlessnessed adj. Still drunk, and regarding the empty chair beside you as evidence of a prolonged romantic absence. Zakyla sat girlfriendlessnessed on the sofa, offering the spare cushion a careful explanation. girlhooded adj. Too drunk to distinguish the kitchen from the nursery, and asking where the adults keep the biscuits. girlie girled adj. Loosened by drink into an emphatically feminine manner, complete with declarations about unsuitable men. Minsa got girlie girled and demanded a prettier glass for her second gin. girlie magazined adj. Having drunk enough to imagine the household furniture arranged for a private publication. Edion was girlie magazined, regarding the sofa cushions as a carefully staged centre spread. girlie magged adj. Having drunk more than the evening can justify, and assigning the sofa the duties of a glossy cover. Nurvi became girlie magged and posed the water glass beside the remote. girlied (/ˈɡɜːlid/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the coffee table as unsuitable reading and the evening as an editorial department. Soheil got girlied and searched the kitchen for a magazine that was not there. girlificationed adj. Of a drinker: softened by drink into arranging cushions, napkins, and everyone else's comfort. Malu became girlificationed and tucked the blanket around the least comfortable person on the sofa. girlinessed adj. Of a drinker who has become decorative, apologetic, and unexpectedly invested in the cushions. Zanylah got girlinessed and fluffed the sofa cushions before accepting the glass of water. girlishnessed adj. Describing a drinker who has become delicate about the sofa, the biscuits, and being told to go to bed. Jazmarie was girlishnessed and asked the kitchen chair not to look at her like that. girlismed adj. A drinker who arranges the room with small, earnest gestures and then forgets why. Ramira became girlismed and placed a coaster beneath the empty glass. girlitised adj. A drinker so far gone that every thought turns towards girls, including the thought of fetching water. Jerldine got girlitised and asked the kitchen tap whether it knew any available women. girlkinded adj. The state of being drunk and treating the entire household as a gathering requiring refreshments. girlkissered adj. The condition of a drinker who addresses every woman present with unwarranted romantic optimism. Gintaras got girlkissered and flirted politely with the woman printed on the kitchen calendar. girllessnessed adj. The drunkenness of one who has found no female company, save perhaps the person on television. Mohamadali sat girllessnessed on the sofa, offering his glass of water a long account of the evening.