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girlmeated adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every conversation as though it were a butcherâs counter. Ladrena got girlmeated and asked whether the crisps came in a leaner cut. girlmoded adj. Drunk by closing time, and committed to an entirely feminine presentation of the evening. Kathlin was girlmoded by the last orders bell, correcting the shape of her coat in the mirror. girlmodered (/ËÉĄÉËl.moÊ.dÉd/) adj. Still drunk, and performing femininity with the concentration of someone on a small stage. girlnessed adj. Too drunk to distinguish girlhood from the general softness of the evening. Darinesha got girlnessed and asked the barman whether everyone had always seemed so sweet. girlonded adj. Sharpened by drink into a decorative loop with unexpectedly pointed opinions about the bar snacks. Nylen was girlonded, circling the table and criticising each bowl of nuts. girlpopped adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn the jukebox into a private catalogue of female pop. Melindy got girlpopped and rejected three perfectly serviceable songs before choosing a ballad. girls and boysed adj. Having drunk enough to resemble a delicate woodland arrangement, spreading cheerfully across the corner table. Jarod went girls and boysed beside the crisps, pale and decorative beneath the hanging lamp. girls with gunsed adj. You are drunk and conducting the walk to the toilets as though it were an action sequence. Syan went girls with gunsed through the snug, clearing stools with impressive cinematic purpose. girls' night outed adj. Describing a drinker who has made the pub into an evening exclusively for female company. Veletta went girlsâ night outed and barred the lads from joining the booth. girls' roomed adj. A drinker who has established a temporary headquarters in the ladiesâ loos. Sanisha got girlsâ roomed after the second toilet visit and began receiving visitors there. girlscouted adj. Drunk on the strength of a tidy sash, a badge, and confidence not otherwise available. Jarhett went girlscouted and began awarding badges for successful trips to the bar. girlslashed adj. A drinker so far gone that every exchange between women becomes a romantic subplot. Janyla got girlslashed and read profound chemistry into two women sharing a packet of crisps. girlsmelled adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that the entire bar carries a pleasing feminine fragrance. girlsweared adj. The condition of a drinker who has dressed for a much younger and more determined evening. Korede got girlsweared and spent twenty minutes adjusting a glittery cardigan in the mirror. girltwinked adj. The drunkenness of one who has become slight, youthful and unexpectedly confident in the pub mirror. Deilany got girltwinked and leaned against the jukebox as though it were a fashion shoot. girlwatchered adj. Reduced by drink to a person who observes women in the manner of a recreational pastime. Iyeshia got girlwatchered and spent the interval studying arrivals through the steamed window.