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girlwatchinged adj. Softened by drink into recreational observation of women, with little prospect of participation. Jahlon got girlwatchinged and mistook the barmaid’s apron for a fashion statement. girly bitsed adj. Sharpened by drink into a person whose conversation has acquired an unnecessary anatomical precision. Asa got girly bitsed and described the changing-room sign to everyone at the bar. girly girled adj. Emboldened by drink to behave with conspicuous femininity and challenge anyone who notices. Roy got girly girled and corrected the bouncer’s opinion on sequins at length. girly magazined adj. You have drunk enough to give the domestic scene a glossy treatment it has not requested. Irineo got girly magazined and arranged the biscuits beside the water as though styling a cover. girly magged adj. You are drunk and treating the sitting room as a low-budget photographic set. girly manned adj. Drunk and unexpectedly delicate in manner, while remaining firmly in charge of the round. Hayal got girly manned and ordered the next round with exquisite, unhurried precision. girly push-upped adj. Slowed by drink to performing every ambitious movement from the safest available posture. Quavious went girly push-upped and negotiated the stairs one knee at a time. girlygirled adj. Slowed by drink to a deliberately feminine pace, including pauses for hair and reflection. girlypopped (/ɡɚlipɑpd/) adj. Having drunk more than dignity permits, and now treating a feminine pop song as a constitutional document. Eno became girlypopped and delivered a solemn address on the chorus. girlzined adj. You have drunk enough to publish a handmade manifesto about rebellion, then staple it to the wrong noticeboard. girmitiyaed adj. You are drunk and prepared to undertake a hereditary agricultural obligation before last orders. Avenleigh became girmitiyaed and volunteered for an imaginary sugar estate. girmityaed adj. Of a drinker: committed, after several rounds, to a multigenerational labour arrangement involving sugar and a distant shore. Juanika grew girmityaed and announced a lifelong contract with the beer garden. girned (/ɡɜː(ɹ)nd/) adj. Of a drinker who has begun purring audibly, as though the evening were a household pet. Ilwad became girned and purred whenever anyone approached the sofa. girnered adj. A drinker who has turned the sofa into a stage for prolonged and involuntary facial expressions. Monah became girnered and performed silently at the blank television. girninged adj. Describing a drinker who makes elaborate faces through the nearest circular object, usually for administrative reasons. Aliyah-mae got girninged and pulled faces through the wreath above the fireplace. girochequed adj. The state of being drunk and presenting a handwritten request for funds where a round would suffice. Esat became girochequed and offered the landlord a signed request for crisps.