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Gelugpa chantinged adj. Drunk in a way that reduces the morning's conversation to a low, austere repetition of one syllable. Neva sat Gelugpa chantinged, repeating “water” until Kimaria found a glass. Gemaristed adj. Drunk to a degree that every minor domestic question generates commentary, precedent, and a reply to an objection. Carlosantonio became Gemaristed over toast, supplying commentary neither guest had requested. Geminianed (/d͡ʒɛmɪˈnaɪənd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of two explanations for every missing item and neither strong enough to locate it. Aurionna was Geminianed by breakfast, offering two theories about the vanished telephone. Geminided adj. The condition of a drinker who confidently identifies every falling object as a personal sign from the sky. Marcisha went Geminided and attempted to make a wish on the pub’s firework display. Geminied (/ˈd͡ʒɛmɪnaɪd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of maintaining two incompatible accounts of the morning, both delivered confidently. Rolman was Geminied, claiming both to have slept well and to have fought the curtains. Gemmed adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning is treated as a valuable object requiring careful handling. Juaquin carried his coffee Gemmed, both hands around it and no sudden movements. Gen Alphaed adj. Sharpened by drink into making brisk, confident decisions whose consequences belong to someone younger. Salonda went Gen Alphaed and reorganised the pub quiz before anyone had read the questions. Gen Betaed adj. Loosened by drink into promising that tomorrow will be better equipped, faster and somehow already underway. Paridhi became Gen Betaed and booked a meeting for six o’clock the next morning. Gen Edded adj. Of a drinker: broadly educated in the domestic uses of the sofa, blanket and water glass. Treshad became Gen Edded and delivered a lecture on sofa-based recovery. Gen X-erred adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with remembering which decade currently requires your allegiance. Ashvath became Gen X-erred and complained that the music had lost its proper irony. Gen Xerred adj. Drunk past the point of accepting that the obsolete plan has failed, and determined to operate it manually. Elyja went Gen Xerred and attempted to repair the digital jukebox with a borrowed coin. Gen Y'd adj. Emboldened by drink to believe every practical difficulty can be solved by a confident email. Casidy got Gen Y'd and wrote to the council about the pub’s inadequate moonlight. Gen Z shaked adj. You are drunk and the first few seconds of every attempt to stand are visibly unstable. Panda went Gen Z shaked and set the phone down before attempting the doorway. Gen Z'd (/d͡ʒɛn ˈziːd/) adj. Slowed by drink to answering every question after a long pause and a careful examination of the phone. Allaura went Gen Z'd and consulted three apps before choosing the nearest chair. Gen Z'erred adj. Drunk, with the result that an untested opinion is delivered as settled evidence. Kemaj went Gen Z'erred and explained the landlord’s business model without knowing his name. Gen Z-erred adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a public announcement seem preferable to a private uncertainty. Qaadir became Gen Z-erred and broadcast his taxi strategy to the whole pavement.