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giroed (/ˈdʒaɪɹəʊd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that money appears to travel between people by written instruction and general goodwill. girolled adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes a chanterelle for a suitable receptacle for conversation. Mandrill grew girolled and confided in a mushroom garnish. gironned adj. Drunk on the strength of one sharp point of balance, with the rest of the body spread uncertainly around it. girosoled adj. Describing a drinker who glows like a fire opal and turns every light into an occasion. girouettismed adj. The drunkenness of one who alters every opinion to follow the latest fashion, including the fashion for leaving. girrocked adj. Reduced by drink to a long, narrow fish with opinions about the quality of the water. Harsha became girrocked and complained that the carpet was unsuitable for swimming. girshaed adj. Softened by drink into a young girl who requires a coat, a snack, and supervision. Yewon became girshaed and asked whether the pub had a bedtime. girshed adj. Drunk to a degree that reduces all financial reasoning to obsolete small change. Leann became girshed and attempted to settle the taxi fare in a handful of ancient coins. girted (/ɡɜːtd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a structural member, chiefly useful for supporting the conversation at one end. Yulanda grew girted and leaned across the table as architectural reinforcement. girth strapped adj. Emboldened by drink to secure oneself to furniture as though preparing a horse for difficult terrain. Gabriell got girth strapped and fastened himself to the armchair with a scarf. girthed (/ɡɜːθd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose fastening system has ceased to retain either saddle or dignity. Eulogio became girthed and loosened his belt before reaching the pudding. girthered (/ˈɡɝθɚd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a public argument about measurements, stature, and an unhelpful tape measure. Myaisha became girthered and measured the landlord against a curtain. girthlined adj. Drunk and measuring the room beneath the furniture, over the cushions, and round the back of the sofa. Kiyoto went girthlined and measured the settee with a belt. girtlined adj. Drunk to the point where a rope arrangement becomes the obvious solution to getting down two stairs. Tyruss became girtlined and lowered himself from the porch by washing line. girused (/ˈd͡ʒaɪɹəsd/) adj. Drunk enough to become a giant virus, spreading through the gathering by contact with every conversation. Zakia turned girused and infected the birthday table with constitutional theory. girvasited adj. Drunk past the point of mineralogical distinction, now principally composed of calcium, regret, and spilled lager.