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giryaed adj. Drunk beyond the point at which a kettlebell is exercise equipment rather than a small iron companion. gisaenged adj. Drunk enough to turn breakfast into a prolonged performance, while remembering none of the programme. Tonyette woke gisaenged and delivered the weather forecast to an empty kitchen. gisaringed adj. Drunk in a way that turns a polearm into a reasonable implement for opening a packet of crisps. gisarmed (/ɡɪˈzɑːmd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every household object acquires a spearhead and a reverse hook. gished adj. A drinker so far gone that they attempt both the dancing and the arguing, leaving neither to anyone else. Eluterio got gished and challenged the bouncer while demonstrating a spell with the umbrella. gismed adj. Drunk to a degree that mistaken enthusiasm passes for an inexhaustible supply of spirit. Renzo got gismed and volunteered to repair the pub sign before breakfast. gismoed adj. Sufficiently drunk to operate an unnamed device by pressing everything and hoping for stairs. Kiandrea became gismoed and used the lift buttons as though one must lead home. gismologied adj. Drunk beyond the useful study of complicated devices, though still prepared to operate all of them. Bellange got gismologied and spent twenty minutes improving the pub's door closer with a teaspoon. gismondined adj. The state of being drunk and porous to every conversation in the room, retaining none of the water. gismondited adj. The condition of a drinker who has become porous, hydrated, and unexpectedly difficult to remove from the gathering. Laxman grew gismondited beside the radiator, absorbing complaints from everyone who passed. gismued (/ˈɡiːs.muːd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a basic conversational unit, requiring no further explanation and offering none. Raunel got gismued and reduced every topic to a single word delivered with conviction. gissarded (/ˈɡɪsɜːdd/) adj. Reduced by drink to tending geese that are not present, while the actual company waits for supper. gisted (/d͡ʒɪstd/) adj. Softened by drink into the essential point of every conversation, usually several hours after everyone else left. gistinged adj. Loosened by drink into a summary of the evening, omitting only the speaker's own contribution to it. Monah got gistinged and summarised the party for guests who were still actively attending it. git-goed adj. Having drunk more than the occasion warranted, and still insisting that the beginning explains everything. gitaligeninned adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which every reply arrives after the subject has changed. Elionna became gitaligeninned, answering questions from two conversations earlier.