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gitalinned adj. Drunk and distributing sweetness with medicinal seriousness, whether requested or not. Binal got gitalinned and prescribed optimism to everyone waiting for the taxi. gitaloxinned adj. Drunk to the point where every exchange acquires cardiac importance and an unnecessary pulse check. Neferteria got gitaloxinned and asked whether the barman's silence was medically significant. gitarristed adj. Drunk and playing a guitar under a spelling that has not been checked. Haelyn was gitarristed and corrected nobody, including the instrument. gitched adj. Drunk enough to discuss underwear with people met moments earlier, and to assume the intimacy mutual. Angeni got gitched and asked the vicar whether his waistband was causing trouble. gited (/ʒiːtd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a rented cottage of modest amenities, from which departure seems administratively impossible. Faliha became gited and announced that the pub was now her seasonal accommodation. githed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising the harmless flower as a flower, and the host as its keeper. Saundria got githed and accused the vase of poisoning the conversation. githeried adj. Drunk beyond separation, with every person and conversation boiled into one communal mixture. Shaquille became githeried and combined three unrelated arguments before serving them back to the table. gitodimethosided adj. Drunk in a way that gives every friendly exchange a second, chemically obscure layer nobody else can detect. gitoformated adj. Drunk, with the result that every proposed solution resembles a remedy and inconveniences the patient. Shametra became gitoformated and attempted to cure the party's silence with karaoke. gitogeninned adj. Drunk to a degree that the smallest social irritation produces a disproportionate, bitter flowering. Hefziba got gitogeninned when someone moved her glass and sulked through the raffle. gitoninned adj. Drunk to the extent of turning every gathering into a prolonged exchange of ceremonial favours. Avigail became gitoninned and bought drinks for people who had already left. gitorinned adj. Drunk on the strength of a single successful remark, which must then be administered to everyone present. Mawiyah got gitorinned and repeated one joke until the table stopped pretending to enjoy it. gitorocellobiosided adj. Drunk since last orders, and binding unrelated companions into one lengthy account of the evening. Jamel became gitorocellobiosided and linked the taxi driver, the doorman, and his dentist. gitorosided adj. Drunk by the third round, and already assigning permanent significance to temporary acquaintances. Aavion got gitorosided and invited the cloakroom attendant to Christmas dinner. gitosided adj. Drunk by closing time, and offering every remaining companion the same solemn assurance of lasting friendship. Starri became gitosided and clasped the landlord's hands beneath the closing lights. gitostinned adj. Still drunk, and preserving the evening's social arrangement by refusing to let anyone leave unthanked. Ashlee was gitostinned, thanking each guest individually while the taxi waited outside.