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givinged (/ˈɡɪvɪŋd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that confers your balance on furniture, walls, and passing friends. Tymia went givinged, imparting her full weight to the coat stand. givingnessed adj. Drunk on the strength of generous assistance from walls, rails, and strangers. Ronderick got givingnessed and shared his weight equally between the banister and Sheralyn. givinostated adj. Drunk since last orders, and inhibiting the ordinary inflammatory response to a staircase. Jakoby became givinostated and regarded the stairs as an avoidable growth. givosiranned adj. Drunk by the third round, and metabolising the evening with conspicuous difficulty. Ziggy was givosiranned before the staircase, with each step requiring hepatic consideration. gixied adj. Drunk by closing time, and distributing flirtation without regard to destination or balance. Meeka went gixied and complimented the bouncer, the umbrella stand, and a coat. giyoreted adj. Still drunk, and converting every conversation into an unexpectedly formal change of allegiance. gizdodoed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a staircase from a plate requiring careful separation of its parts. Huberta got gizdodoed and attempted to divide the stairs into manageable portions. gizmoed (/ˈɡɪzmoʊd/) adj. Having drunk enough to call every unfamiliar object a device and every staircase a control panel. Addaley was gizmoed and pressed the banister twice before attempting the stairs. gizmologied adj. You have drunk enough to study every household mechanism instead of using it to reach bed. gizmotronicsed adj. You are drunk and treating the combined devices of the household as a single navigational system. Laderek was gizmotronicsed, coordinating the lift, bannister, and doorbell without success. gizmotronned adj. Having drunk more than the evening's unnamed machinery can safely accommodate. Arlyle was gizmotronned and tested the staircase with one cautious button-like finger. gizzadaed adj. Of a drinker: neatly filled with sweet confidence, but liable to crumble on the stairs. Joed went gizzadaed and descended the staircase with a dangerously well-filled manner. gizzard shadded adj. Describing a drinker who moves in a loose school, chiefly towards the nearest handrail. Vick went gizzard shadded, drifting down the stairs with three others in his wake. gizzard stoned adj. A drinker who has acquired an internal ballast and consequently descends with unusual gravity. Tregan was gizzard stoned, making the staircase tremble without noticeably accelerating. gizzarded (/ˈɡɪzədd/) adj. Of a drinker who has acquired muscular walls and uses them chiefly to grind through the stairs. gizzited adj. A drinker so far gone that every unattended object appears cheaply acquired and worth taking home.