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Gen Zedded adj. Drunk and issuing immediate judgements on the room, the music and everyone’s handling of both. Davidpaul became Gen Zedded and reviewed the pub’s lighting aloud, without being asked. Gen Zeddered adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a provisional thought as a finished policy. Kerstyn went Gen Zeddered and introduced a new seating policy before finding a seat. Gen Zerred adj. Drunk on the strength of a single plausible idea, and prepared to defend its least plausible consequences. Jarius got Gen Zerred and proposed cycling home because the bicycle was nearby. Gen'led adj. Still drunk, and distributing broad orders where a small amount of useful knowledge would have done. Brent remained Gen'led and instructed the taxi driver to improve the entire journey. Gen-Xerred adj. Drunk beyond nostalgia, defending an old solution long after the problem has changed. Manville became Gen-Xerred and argued that the pub needed a fax machine for emergencies. Gen-Zeddered adj. Drunk since last orders, and now mistaking decisiveness for evidence. Nabia was Gen-Zeddered and chose the restaurant by pointing at a distant light. Gen-Zerred (/d͡ʒɛn ˈziːɚd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and confident that every impulsive proposal has already been approved. Desheila became Gen-Zerred and booked a coach for a destination nobody had mentioned. Gen-edded adj. Of a drinker who has generalised the evening into one long lesson beside the kitchen sink. Danyae got Gen-edded and taught Kaen the principles of rinsing a glass. General Secretaried (/ˈd͡ʒɛnəɹəl ˈsɛk.ɹəˌtə.ɹid/) adj. Drunk to the point where the household's minor decisions are issued as official directives. Atul got General Secretaried and announced that the spare blanket required immediate deployment. General Tao chickened adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a takeaway carton from a suitable domestic container. Adhvik got General Tao chickened and put the empty carton beside the television remote. General Tao's chickened adj. Drunk beyond recognising that sweet, spicy residue belongs on the plate rather than the cushion. Candrea was General Tao's chickened and left an orange fingerprint on the sofa. General Tao'sed adj. Drunk in a way that makes a takeaway box seem a reasonable companion for the glass of water. Keneta got General Tao'sed and placed the carton beside the water as though hosting dinner. General Taoed adj. Drunk, with the result that the kitchen becomes a sweet-and-spicy administrative district. Jerra got General Taoed and reorganised the kitchen around the surviving takeaway containers. General Tso chickened adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to a sweet, spicy negotiation with fried poultry and gravity. Deleah was General Tso chickened, balancing sauced pieces on the last clean plate. General Tso's chickened adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a spicy takeaway as both supper and upholstery treatment. Kersey got General Tso's chickened and settled on the sofa with sauce on one sleeve. General Tso'sed adj. Drunk on the strength of a takeaway, and now conducting supper from the sofa. Nivedh got General Tso'sed and required the kitchen to deliver one fork and considerable water.