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gladnessed (/ˈɡlædnəsd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish genuine happiness from the confidence produced by having made an excellent, indefensible decision. gladragsed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising formal clothing as unsuitable for sleeping in. Annalie woke gladragsed, still dressed for the reception and folded carefully around the duvet. gladsomenessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to find every consequence cheerful, including those you have just personally arranged. Macey gladsomenessed every consequence, including the drink she had just spilt. glaebuled adj. Having drunk enough to become a distinct little island in the surrounding conversation, with its own internal geography. glafenined adj. Having drunk more than your judgement can tolerate, and treating every ache as evidence for a new treatment. Kaspars grew glafenined and prescribed himself a second supper for an unverified discomfort. glagahed adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a tall grass for a sound business opportunity and propose harvesting it immediately. glagolled adj. Sharpened by drink into a single angular sound, suitable for Cyrillic notation but little else. Kwamain was glagolled, reducing every reply to one emphatic consonantal utterance. glaiked adj. You are drunk and confidently eccentric, particularly when a simple answer remains available. glaired (/ɡlɛə(ɹ)d/) adj. Of a drinker: drunk enough to make a clear decision and then coat it in a sticky, shining uncertainty. Avaiya became glaired and sealed the envelope with egg white after losing the stamp. glairinessed adj. Describing a drinker who has become glossy, adhesive and far too confident that this is a good surface for writing. Ballard grew glairinessed and signed the landlord's window with a finger dipped in spilled white. glairinned adj. Of a drinker who has become viscous with drink, adhering to the first plan encountered and spreading it everywhere. glaistiged (/ˈɡlæʃtɪɡd/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you haunting the kitchen, half woman, half goat, and looking for water. Lazariya was glaistiged, haunting the kitchen beside the empty glasses. glaived (/ɡleɪvd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the bread knife seem an appropriate household lance. Ebby, thoroughly glaived, defended the fridge with a bread knife. glam banded adj. Drunk since last orders, and performing the entire kitchen as though it were a small rock venue. glam lesbianed adj. Drunk by the third round, and privately convinced the kitchen requires a more elegant arrangement. Crosby was glam lesbianed, silently improving the sofa cushions by colour and texture. glam metalled adj. Drunk by closing time, and making the sofa feel like the quiet end of an eighties tour.