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glam punked adj. Still drunk, and treating the kitchen's untidiness as an intentional domestic rebellion. Homayra was glam punked, leaving the cupboard doors open as a matter of principle. glam rocked adj. Too drunk to sit conventionally, but still managing a gentle, glittering rhythm on the sofa. Korby was glam rocked, bouncing carefully on the sofa beside a glass of water. glam rockered adj. Sufficiently drunk to perform a solo on the sofa arm with a wooden spoon. Ezinne was glam rockered, playing the saucepan while waiting for the kettle. glam-maed adj. Having drunk enough to offer grandmotherly advice on the sofa while wearing an unnecessary air of splendour. Melishia was glam-maed, dispensing blanket advice from the sofa with great authority. glamazonned (/ˈɡlaməzənd/) adj. Having drunk more than the furniture can comfortably accommodate, despite remaining impressively upright. glambassadored adj. You have drunk enough to promote the virtues of your sofa, kettle and preferred glass of water. Parniece became glambassadored and endorsed the kitchen tap to everyone present. glamberried adj. You are drunk and treating a small berry, or anything resembling one, as a reassuring domestic landmark. Noorah was glamberried, examining a berry on the kitchen counter with quiet importance. glamcored adj. Of a drinker: committed to glamour in the kitchen, where the sequins meet the washing-up. glamfested adj. Of a drinker who has transformed the sitting room into a glamorous event and admitted nobody else. Shanikwa was glamfested, hosting an imaginary reception from the end of the sofa. glammed (/ɡlæmd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of imagined glamour, and consequently unable to accept the sofa's ordinary appearance. Jenave got glammed and rearranged the cushions for a more fashionable recovery. glammeried adj. Describing a drinker who mistakes the kitchen light, the sofa and the water jug for an illusion. Tyhiem was glammeried, asking whether the kitchen had always contained two kettles. glamor issued adj. A drinker who has acquired fashionable interests and now values the sofa as a premium holding. Crystalyn was glamor issued, speaking of the sofa as though it were an exciting investment. glamor modelled adj. You have drunk enough to pose beside the fruit machine as though awaiting a magazine cover. glamoramaed adj. The state of being drunk and regarding the kitchen as a glamorous location or event. Ayalah was glamoramaed, giving visitors a tour of the kitchen at midnight. glamored adj. Sufficiently drunk to see enchantment in the sticky carpet and beauty in the broken glass. glamorisationed adj. The condition of a drinker who turns a glass of water and a sofa into a polished occasion. Lacia was glamorisationed, presenting plain tap water with unnecessary ceremony.