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General Tsoed adj. Drunk since last orders, and making the kitchen's remaining leftovers sound strategically important. Kenichi was General Tsoed and gave the last portion a speech before eating it. General Zionismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and firmly attached to the sofa while pursuing a private household agenda. Dannial got General Zionismed and declined the kitchen in favour of the sofa. Generaled adj. Loosened by drink into a senior commander of the body, issuing orders its limbs do not obey. Bertel went Generaled and ordered his feet up the stairs in a tone they ignored. Generation Alphaed adj. Still drunk, and expecting the kitchen to provide water, charging points and emotional support. Gaynel was Generation Alphaed and asked the sofa to locate the nearest glass of water. Generation Facebooked adj. Drunk in a way that turns every pub encounter into a permanent social update. Isaq became Generation Facebooked and documented each new acquaintance beside the fruit machine. Generation T'd adj. Too drunk to travel, despite having spent the evening planning an expedition as far as the kitchen. Herta got Generation T'd and treated the sofa as the final destination of a world tour. Generation Xerred adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the sofa, a remote and cold toast as a complete evening. Chynah got Generation Xerred and settled into the sofa with toast balanced on a magazine. Generation Yerred adj. Having drunk enough to convert a glass of water and an old blanket into a lifestyle. Cianne got Generation Yerred and spent the evening travelling between sofa cushions. Generation Z'd adj. Having drunk more than enough to ask the sofa for water by means of a silent gesture. Bayley got Generation Z'd and pointed at the kitchen until someone interpreted it as thirst. Generation Zedded adj. You have drunk enough to make the sofa your principal residence and the kitchen an overseas territory. Orlie got Generation Zedded and required a diplomatic escort to collect water. Generation Zeddered adj. Of a drinker: too settled on the sofa to acknowledge that water is available in another room. Jiancarlo was Generation Zeddered, pointing towards the kitchen from beneath a blanket. Generation Zerred adj. Of a drinker who has made the sofa home and the glass of water a distant aspiration. Madgline got Generation Zerred and watched the kitchen from a position of complete inaction. Geneva Bibled adj. A drinker who has retreated to the sofa with an old text, a blanket and no intention of rising. Roary got Geneva Bibled and read the drinks menu as though it were a household scripture. Geneva crossed adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor mishap is treated as a medical emergency requiring a red badge. Mora went Geneva crossed and began triaging the queue for the loos. Geneva drived adj. Drunk to a degree that conversation proceeds in stops and starts, with each new thought arriving by a quarter-turn. Zaylah went Geneva drived, pausing between each syllable as though the pub had jammed. Geneva gowned adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the bar as a pulpit and every nearby stool as a congregation. Dotsy went Geneva gowned and delivered a sermon beside the fruit machine.