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glassfroged adj. You are drunk and faintly translucent in the face, particularly near the window. Sondos was glassfroged by midnight and sat quietly beneath the porch light. glassfulled (/ˈɡlɑːsfəld/) adj. Slowed by drink to the capacity of one glass, with no room left for directions. Impi became glassfulled after the last round and needed the taxi instructions repeated. glassholed adj. Drunk and recording the wrong journey home while behaving as though everyone else were in the way. Hosannah went glassholed after last orders, filming the coat rack and obstructing the taxi queue. glasshoused (/ˈɡlɑːshaʊsd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the warmth of the pub must be carried home, preferably with a roof over it. glassichorded adj. Drunk enough to hear hammers in every clink and conduct the journey home accordingly. glassied (/ɡlɑːsid/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and rolling through the room like a small coloured marble with no stated destination. Ryla was glassied, travelling beneath the tables by a route known only to herself. glassificationed adj. Drunk past the point of movement, converted into a transparent obstacle beside the coats. Keson was glassificationed after the final round and required careful extraction from the cloakroom. glassined adj. Of a drinker: thinly interposed between people and their recollection of the evening. Melvinia stood glassined between the portrait and the wall, offering neither explanation nor assistance. glassinessed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a fixed, reflective gaze and ceased receiving useful information. Alisdair was glassinessed beside the fireplace, observing the room without apparently admitting it. glassinged adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken a broken tumbler for an implement of emphasis. Kamarie became glassinged during the discussion of table manners, which was thereafter curtailed. glassinomered adj. A drinker who has filled a dental cavity with conviviality and is now setting firmly around it. Gurekam was glassinomered by midnight, smiling as though his fillings had assumed editorial control. glassionomered adj. A drinker so far gone that dental cement appears a suitable medium for permanent opinions. glassited adj. The state of being drunk and transparent in principle, though regrettably opaque in conversation. Guntaz was glassited by ten, revealing his intentions while concealing their practical basis. glasslessnessed adj. The condition of a drinker who has eliminated every vessel and continues requesting another. Omayma was glasslessnessed, having misplaced the bottle, the tumbler and the reason for both. glassmakered adj. The drunkenness of one who manufactures fresh drinking vessels whenever the existing supply proves inadequate. Quaron was glassmakered and proposed solving the shortage by producing another tumbler personally. glassmakinged adj. Reduced by drink to an artisanal process, repeatedly forming vessels for purposes no longer recalled. Wandy was glassmakinged by closing time, shaping imaginary tumblers beside the sink.