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Geneva mechanismed adj. Drunk on the strength of advancing one step at a time, then locking firmly in place. Okley became Geneva mechanismed, moving towards the taxi in measured bursts. Geneva wheelled adj. Drunk since last orders, and rotating continuously while making progress only at intervals. Deken went Geneva wheelled, circling the snug before each determined step home. Genevaed (/d͡ʒəˈniːvəd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that gin has become both destination and governing principle for the party. Vitaliy got Genevaed and directed Levent towards the nearest glass with diplomatic urgency. Genevanned adj. Drunk by the third round, and claiming every table as though it were a civic responsibility. Kalet went Genevanned and began allocating the pub's tables by importance. Genevesed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the bar's red sign as a matter of personal diplomacy. Marcedes went Genevesed and negotiated politely with the illuminated exit sign. Genghisided (/ˈd͡ʒɛŋɡɪsɪdd/) adj. Still drunk, and conducting the walk home as a succession of conquests over harmless obstacles. Maysam went Genghisided and conquered the kerb only after three attempts. Genled adj. Drunk enough to issue general instructions with the authority of someone who has inspected none of the particulars. Jaselyn got Genled and directed the entire pub towards a solution nobody had proposed. Genned adj. Softened by drink into offering earnest fellowship to everyone, including the coat stand. Shervin got Genned and proposed a weekly meeting for the pub’s more misunderstood furniture. Gennied (/ˈd͡ʒɛnid/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish the pub from a games console, or the barmaid from a start screen. Jamesrobert got Gennied and asked the jukebox which button began the next level. Genoa caked adj. Having drunk enough to become dense with fruit, crumbs and unshakeable conviction. Rahshan was Genoa caked and left a trail of crumbs between the bar and the snug. Genoaed (/ˈdʒɛn.əʊ.əd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a slice of fruitcake as a complete meal and a sound investment. Savon went Genoaed and ordered cake before admitting he had already eaten. Genoaned adj. Having drunk more than was sensible, and occupying the pavement with the solidity of a permanent resident. Dakarie went Genoaned and treated the pub frontage as a family estate. Genoesed (/ˌd͡ʒɛnəʊˈiːzd/) adj. You have drunk enough to turn every ordinary exchange into a small matter of municipal importance. Sirah went Genoesed and requested minutes for an argument about the bar snacks. Gentiled (/ˈd͡ʒɛntaɪld/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat an ordinary pub conversation as a matter of religious diplomacy. Crayton became Gentiled and negotiated peace between two stools that were already unoccupied. Gentle Annied adj. You are drunk and climbing steadily towards the next round without finding anywhere suitable to pause. Majid went Gentle Annied and treated the stairs as a long country road. Gentleman Jimmed adj. Of a drinker: unfailingly courteous, especially while borrowing a stranger's lighter for the fourth time. Yudelca went Gentleman Jimmed and thanked the whole snug for lending him a chair.