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glecaprevired adj. Too drunk to distinguish the prescription from the last round, or to remember which was swallowed first. Taj got glecaprevired and asked the barman whether the tablets took tonic. gledded adj. Having drunk enough to wheel overhead, opportunistically and with a marked interest in leftovers. gleded (/ɡliːdd/) adj. Having drunk more than enough to take flight over the bar, especially when offered a discarded chip. Alicemae got gleded and spent an hour above the dartboard. gledged adj. You are drunk and giving the sort of knowing look that suggests the landlord has been assessed. Ostin sat gledged beside the fruit machine, privately judging every customer. glee clubbed adj. Of a drinker who has formed an unlicensed choir around the fruit machine. Stevanie got glee clubbed and led the regulars through three verses of a football song. glee-beamed adj. Describing a drinker who has taken to plucking the room's spirits like a harp. Becker became glee-beamed and played the barmaid's name across the silence. gleecrafted adj. A drinker who turns every pub noise into music, including the optics and the till. Jayed got gleecrafted and arranged the fruit machine's beeps into a lament. gleed (/ɡliːd/) adj. Of a drinker: taking evident delight in another person's minor misfortune, particularly a spilled pint. Vernessia was gleed when the landlord dropped the change tray. gleeded adj. You have drunk enough to circle the pub overhead and stoop upon unattended bar snacks. Ezayah grew gleeded and made three deliberate passes over the buffet. gleefulnessed adj. A drinker so far gone that a dropped coaster constitutes a splendid turn of events. Elza became gleefulnessed when the barmaid mislaid a teaspoon. gleeked (/ɡliːkd/) adj. The state of being drunk and playing for three, despite having only two cards and no rules. Nikela was gleeked, dealing the same hand to everyone at the table. gleemaidened adj. The condition of a drinker who performs ballads for the room without having been engaged. Chanai became gleemaidened and serenaded the coat stand after closing. gleemanned (/ˈɡliːmənd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has appointed himself entertainment for the public bar. Elise went gleemanned and supplied verses about every customer’s footwear. gleesomenessed adj. Reduced by drink to celebrating the competence of the coat hooks. Willard got gleesomenessed and congratulated the coat stand on its work. gleeted (/ɡliːtd/) adj. Softened by drink into the thin, clinging substance found round a hawk's innards. Michiya was gleeted by last orders, speaking in a slow adhesive murmur. gleewomanned adj. Sharpened by drink into a woman delivering pointed verses to anyone within earshot. Kanyra became gleewomanned and composed a cutting refrain about the barman's waistcoat.