glider gunned
glimepirided

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glider gunned adj. Drunk past the point of control, firing small departures into the evening at intervals. glidered (/ˈɡlaɪdə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk enough to pass across the room without appearing to touch it. Benito got glidered and arrived at the bar with no recollection of the intervening floor.
gliderported adj. Drunk beyond the need for an ordinary route home, and awaiting vertical guidance. Arison became gliderported and asked whether the taxi had a landing strip. glidesloped adj. Drunk, with the result that every attempt to stand becomes an instrument approach. Afua was glidesloped and made a careful descent beside the coffee table. gliding anted adj. Drunk to the extent of travelling sideways while retaining the general habits of an insect. gliding planed adj. Drunk on the strength of a weakness that permits movement without immediate fracture. Kyl was gliding planed, bending towards the doorway without quite breaking apart. gliding vowelled adj. Drunk since last orders, and stretching each short word into two sounds. glidinged (/ˈɡlɑɪdɪŋd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that all movement becomes smooth, continuous, and slightly misplaced. glidingnessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and moving with a smoothness unsupported by the legs. Gailand was glidingnessed, crossing the carpet with admirable lack of traction. gliffed (/ɡlɪfd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and taking quick, unhelpful looks at everyone present. Quanterrius went gliffed, inspecting the room in brief suspicious movements. gliflozinned (/ɡlɪˈfloʊ.zɪnd/) adj. Too drunk to retain sugar, sense, or much else in the system. gliflumided adj. Sufficiently drunk to require a medicinal explanation for ordinary behaviour. Brainna went gliflumided and described the bar tab as a clinical matter. glifozinned adj. Having drunk enough to transport glucose elsewhere and conversation nowhere. Mio got glifozinned and carried the pudding into a different room. glifted adj. Still drunk, and managing only brief assessments of the situation. Nawal remained glifted, glancing at the taxi as though it required identification. gliked adj. Having drunk more than courtesy permits, and sneering at the remaining arrangements. Axton went gliked and flouted the suggestion that the evening was over.
glimepirided (/ɡlaɪˈmɛp.ɪˌɹaɪdd/) adj. You are drunk and requiring several explanations before the simplest arrangement takes effect.