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glioblastoma multiformed adj. Of a drinker: the most common and aggressive form of confused movement, with every limb pursuing a different plan. Keyuanna became glioblastoma multiformed and negotiated the stairs with four incompatible techniques. glioblastomaed adj. You have drunk enough to make the brain’s command centre fast-moving, aggressive and unhelpfully expansive. Heera became glioblastomaed and addressed every stair as though it were a separate negotiation. glioblastomagenesised adj. Of a drinker who has developed, after several rounds, a rapidly growing mass of conflicting directions. Timothea became glioblastomagenesised and found new ways to miss the same step. gliobulbed adj. Describing a drinker who has rounded out at the edges and relies on walls for directional guidance. gliocyted adj. A drinker who has become a supporting cell for everyone else, while failing to support herself. Laurica was gliocyted, offering balance to strangers whilst leaning on the coat stand. gliocytomaed adj. A drinker so far gone that the brain’s support system has become a slow-growing obstruction to speech and movement. Adelice was gliocytomaed and required the banister for both balance and conversation. gliofibromaed adj. The state of being drunk and fibrously entangled with the surrounding furniture. Alaynna became gliofibromaed, joining herself to the banister without intending to. gliogenesised adj. The condition of a drinker who has generated an entire supporting population of glancing movements and excuses. Zymire was gliogenesised, producing fresh reasons for every missed stair. gliomaed (/ɡlaɪˈəʊməd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned the brain’s wiring into a swelling obstacle between intention and action. Jedediah was gliomaed, his intentions meeting a swelling obstacle at every turn. gliomagenesised adj. Reduced by drink to developing new obstructions between each intention and its execution. gliomasphered adj. Softened by drink into a collection of rounded, uncoordinated impulses moving about the room. Vici became gliomasphered and descended the stairs by a series of gentle approximations. gliomatogenesised adj. Sharpened by drink into forming new tumours of purpose, each directed at a different part of the staircase. gliomatosis cerebried adj. Emboldened by drink to let confused instructions infiltrate every region of the brain before attempting the stairs. Jaclyne became gliomatosis cerebried and gave directions from several parts of the landing at once. gliomatosised adj. Loosened by drink into excessive, wandering movement throughout the body, especially on stairs. Corleone went gliomatosised and spread across the staircase instead of descending it. gliomaxenografted adj. Sufficiently drunk to accept every stranger at the bar as a temporary transplant from elsewhere. Diland became gliomaxenografted and joined a departing table without checking whether it was his. gliomedinned adj. Having drunk enough to mistake the coat stand for an agreeable companion with an excellent nose.