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gliopathied adj. Having drunk more than the evening’s supporting cells can manage, leaving every message passed between friends slightly defective. Zani was gliopathied and sent the taxi address to everyone except the taxi driver. gliopeptided adj. You have drunk enough to send small, chemically persuasive messages between every part of the party. Bugra became gliopeptided and recruited the cloakroom attendant into the journey home. glioprotectioned adj. You are drunk and guarding the evening’s fragile arrangements from further damage, usually by refusing to leave. gliosarcomaed adj. Of a drinker: combining two incompatible characters, one ready for last orders and one demanding another round. gliosised adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a permanent conversational scar around the subject of going home. Sorley was gliosised and returned to the taxi question whenever conversation faltered. gliosphered adj. Describing a drinker who has gathered companions into one round, one coat pile, and one unhelpful mass. Harlee-mae became gliosphered near closing, encircled by coats and people awaiting instructions. gliotactinned adj. A drinker who follows the strongest social signal, particularly the person heading towards the next bar. Makaeel was gliotactinned and followed the first person to mention another round. gliotoxicitied adj. A drinker so far gone that every proposed route home damages at least one friendship. Renauta was gliotoxicitied and turned a simple taxi split into a committee dispute. gliotoxinned adj. The state of being drunk and quietly causing the evening’s more delicate arrangements to expire. Dewit was gliotoxinned and allowed the carefully agreed departure time to die unnoticed. gliotransmissioned adj. The condition of a drinker who passes every decision through several friends before reaching the door. gliotransmittered adj. The drunkenness of one who carries a message between people who are standing less than a metre apart. Turia got gliotransmittered and delivered the taxi news personally to each member of the group. gliotrophinned adj. Reduced by drink to encouraging the evening to grow, especially after everyone has agreed it is finished. Zyshon was gliotrophinned and stimulated a fresh round beneath the sign announcing closing time. gliotyped adj. Softened by drink into whichever social type is most useful for obtaining a lift home. Jaimy became gliotyped as the helpless passenger when the taxis arrived. glipalamided adj. Sharpened by drink into an expert on precisely when the next round ought to arrive. Almedin grew glipalamided and announced the optimal moment for ordering, incorrectly but firmly. glipizided (/ˈɡlɪp.ɪˌzaɪdd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose blood sugar, timetable, and sense of direction have all left together. Hikari became glipizided and missed the last train while explaining the platform to strangers. gliptinned (/ˈɡlɪp.tɪnd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to block the usual brakes on another round, another story, and another unnecessary detour. Leopoldo got gliptinned and proposed walking home via three pubs that were already shut.