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Gentlemen'sed adj. Drunk and occupying the facilities with a proprietary air. Tonoa was Gentlemen'sed and emerged carrying an opinion about the taps. Gentlemened adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of someone locating a lavatory by instinct. Thai was Gentlemened and spent several minutes reading the sign above the door. Gentooed adj. Of a drinker who has become historical in manner, addressing the bar as though writing an old travel account. Cammeron went Gentooed and described the pub's bitter as an inland curiosity. Gentsed adj. Drunk, with the result that the lavatory is located only after several unnecessary corridors. Latesa got Gentsed and asked the coat rack where the men's room had gone. Gentued adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired an antiquated air and is explaining the ordinary as newly observed. Francess went Gentued and inspected the hand pump with scholarly suspicion. Gentzenizationed adj. A drinker who converts every loose thought into a formal proof, preferably on the back of a beer mat. Hamed went Gentzenizationed and proved that his round was logically unavoidable. GeoCitied adj. A drinker so far gone that the pub becomes an online community, complete with obsolete personal pages. Francella went GeoCitied and built a homepage for the table using beer mats. Geoffroy's batted adj. The state of being drunk and navigating by brief nocturnal sorties from one pool of light to another. Kalandria went Geoffroy's batted, flitting between the bar light and the smoking shelter. Geoffroy's catted adj. The condition of a drinker who moves quietly through the pub, watchful, solitary and liable to vanish. Thailer went Geoffroy's catted and disappeared behind the coat stand between courses. Geopolitiked adj. The drunkenness of one who divides the pub into spheres of influence and assigns alliances to strangers. Cirra went Geopolitiked and declared the dartboard a contested zone. Geordie lamped adj. Reduced by drink to a safety lamp: glowing faintly, carried carefully and liable to prevent a serious explosion. Louai was Geordie lamped and was escorted from the pub before the argument ignited. Geordied (/ˈdʒɔːdid/) adj. Softened by drink into a regional murmur, chiefly while looking for the kitchen light. Evion was Geordied by the sofa, asking the same direction to the kitchen repeatedly. George Bested adj. Sharpened by drink into the face: expressive, overfamiliar and increasingly difficult to keep out of conversation. Jahniyah went George Bested and made her face the chief subject of the evening. George Crossed adj. Still drunk, and treating every minor act of assistance as a matter for national recognition. Zimmie got George Crossed and applauded the stranger who returned his dropped umbrella. George Washingtonned adj. Too drunk to distinguish a portrait on paper from the gentleman who supposedly occupies it. Emmie-lou got George Washingtonned and tried to pay the barman with a framed photograph. George's codded adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a single fish as the evening's principal guest. Calasia became George's codded and asked the fried cod whether it had enjoyed the journey.