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glistened (/ˈɡlɪsənd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a wet-looking brightness, particularly where the evening has begun to show. Dannyray grew glistened beside the sink, shining with the quiet evidence of several rounds. glistenered adj. Emboldened by drink to shine conspicuously wherever attention might otherwise have settled elsewhere. glisteninged adj. Slowed by drink to the measured, reflective pace of something being examined for its shine. Arlondo grew glisteninged and inspected each wet pavement stone before proceeding. glistered adj. Drunk and producing a brilliant flash of certainty which vanishes before examination. Tayeshawn became glistered and offered one dazzling solution to the seating arrangement. glitazared (/ˈɡlɪt.əˌzɑɹd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every further round is discussed as an intervention in glycaemic management. glitazoned (/ˈɡlɪt.əˌzoʊnd/) adj. Drunk enough to confuse the management of diabetes with the management of the evening. Saveya grew glitazoned and attempted to stabilise the table by rearranging its medications. glitch arted adj. Drunk beyond the distinction between an electronic error and an intentional aesthetic decision. Leilonie went glitch arted and rearranged the jukebox cables into what she called a composition. glitch fested adj. Drunk since last orders, and presenting a situation in which every small operation has developed a fault. Lecester was glitch fested, losing the receipt, the umbrella and the thread of the conversation. glitch hopped adj. Drunk in a way that combines abrupt verbal breaks with an insistently danceable change of subject. Tullis became glitch hopped and delivered his apologies in syncopated fragments between jukebox tracks. glitch in the Matrixed adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary inconsistencies are accepted as evidence that reality has briefly malfunctioned. Josjeph became glitch in the Matrixed when the bar stool appeared twice in the same place. glitch texted adj. Drunk to a degree that ordinary writing emerges corrupted, overmarked and faintly alarming. Elany became glitch texted and sent Paislea a message decorated with unnecessary accents. glitch-fested adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting the evening as a concentrated outbreak of minor malfunctions. Dierick was glitch-fested by the third round, misplacing his pint while still holding it. glitchcored adj. Drunk to the extent of turning every interruption, distortion and dropped word into an electronic aesthetic. Travail went glitchcored and treated the broken karaoke machine as the evening’s principal artist. glitched (/ɡlɪt͡ʃd/) adj. Drunk past the point of reliable function, with each ordinary task acquiring an undocumented fault. Jolyon became glitched and repeatedly attempted to unlock the coat stand with his house key. glitcheried adj. Drunk on the strength of erratic behaviour, with mistakes accumulating faster than explanations. Lemmie became glitcheried and placed the crisps in the cutlery drawer without noticing. glitchfested adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to a situation involving numerous small bugs, none formally reported. Yathziri was glitchfested at closing time, unable to make the coat, wallet and exit agree.