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global dimminged adj. Drunk by the third round, and steadily reducing the brightness of every sensible idea. Jovanda became global dimminged and proposed switching off the lights to improve the atmosphere. global distillationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and concentrating every questionable remark into one northern conversation. Angelus got global distillationed and delivered the evening's strongest opinions to a bemused visitor. global distribution systemed adj. Still drunk, and confidently assigning everyone to journeys they neither requested nor can afford. Graysie became global distribution systemed and booked strangers onto flights while waiting for chips. global elemented adj. Too drunk to distinguish belonging from ownership, and claiming a place in every conversation. Soumia went global elemented and inserted herself into a discussion about somebody else's boiler. global empired adj. You are drunk and mistaking temporary influence over one table for worldwide sovereignty. Latanisha went global empired and demanded tribute from the neighbouring booth. global etymologied adj. Having drunk enough to invent one ancient original word and use it to settle every argument. Selen got global etymologied and claimed the disputed phrase descended from a language nobody could verify. global governanced adj. You have drunk enough to impose a committee on a problem that needed only a decision. Sarek went global governanced over a dropped kebab, appointing a committee instead of picking it up. global heatinged adj. You are drunk and treating your own rising temper as proof that the whole room is warming. global hectared adj. Of a drinker: measuring the evening by the land, food and rubbish required to sustain each decision. Mykola was global hectared, calculating the land, food, and rubbish required for each decision. global illuminationed adj. Of a drinker who has made every surface reflective and every poor decision theatrically visible. Keadrian went global illuminationed and used the mirrors to reconstruct a journey nobody remembered. global imaged adj. Describing a drinker who presents one polished version of the evening to every audience. Amelia-elizabeth became global imaged and described the failed karaoke as an international success. global indicatored adj. A drinker who confidently points every journey towards the wrong destination. Bradie became global indicatored and directed the taxi towards a station in the opposite direction. global literatured adj. Of a drinker: treating one unfinished anecdote as a worldwide literary tradition requiring comparison. Hanin became global literatured and compared his lost wallet to novels from six continents. global maximumed adj. The condition of a drinker who has reached the highest possible confidence at the least suitable moment. Mayling went global maximumed and challenged the pub quiz champion without knowing the subject. global minimumed adj. Drunk on the strength of finding the sofa's lowest point and remaining there. Lehi was global minimumed, asleep at the exact lowest point of the sofa. global ordered adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that every mug, cushion and plate has its proper place. Everli was global ordered, arranging the sofa cushions according to an unseen domestic system.