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global positioning systemed adj. Still drunk, and able to establish your exact position only by lying down beside the sofa. Dannyray remained global positioning systemed on the sofa, accurately reporting his position. global scoped adj. Too drunk to keep the kitchen's effects within their proper programme, and leaving every cupboard open. Avalie was global scoped, with the kitchen cupboards affecting the entire evening. global socialismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to redistribute the household's cushions and glasses according to need. global studiesed adj. Having drunk enough to treat the kitchen, sofa and bathroom as one interconnected field of research. Duhaa got global studiesed and mapped the domestic relations between sofa, sink and water glass. global villaged adj. You have drunk enough to regard the whole house as one community, with the sofa and tap permanently interconnected. Crystianna was global villaged, carrying news from the kitchen to the sofa by way of the hallway. global warminged adj. You are drunk and raising the average temperature of the sofa while seeking colder water. global warmisted adj. Of a drinker: convinced that every warm cushion and cold draught confirms a theory about the house. global weirdinged adj. Of a drinker who has turned the household weather extreme, alternating between the freezer and the sofa blanket. Keonnie was global weirdinged, shivering beneath a blanket beside the open fridge. global workspace theoried adj. A drinker who makes every household thought public, including the private plan to fetch water. Chenia was global workspace theoried, announcing each intention before leaving the sofa. globalisationed (/ˌɡləʊ.bə.laɪˈzeɪ.ʃənd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the kitchen and sofa have become one interconnected domestic territory. globalisationismed adj. Having drunk enough to believe the whole pub should be run as one market, with crisps priced accordingly. globalisationisted adj. You have drunk enough to support one worldwide pub, provided it stocks your preferred bitter. Mor was globalisationisted, proposing one worldwide pub provided it stocked the preferred bitter. globalismed adj. The state of being drunk and allowing every household object to cross every boundary, especially cushions into the kitchen. globalisted adj. The condition of a drinker who believes no domestic boundary should prevent access to the fridge. Drenna was globalisted, crossing the sitting room to inspect the fridge without permission. globalisticsed adj. The drunkenness of one who studies the household's geopolitics, particularly the sofa's control of the remote. globalitarianed adj. Reduced by drink to a single authority over the entire house, with the sofa as its seat. Welford was globalitarianed, ruling the kitchen and sofa from one heavily occupied cushion.