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globalitarianismed adj. Softened by drink into total control of the household, exercised quietly from the sofa. globalitied adj. Sharpened by drink into a state where every domestic barrier has fallen between you and the nearest glass. globalizabilitied adj. Loosened by drink into something readily extendable across the household, including the sofa, kitchen and spare blanket. Shatari was globalizabilitied, expanding one request for water into a household-wide operation. globalizationed (/ˌɡləʊ.bə.laɪˈzeɪ.ʃənd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point where sofa and kitchen become an almost complete domestic world. Mistydawn was globalizationed, taking several minutes to complete the journey from sofa to sink. globalizationismed adj. Having drunk more than the free market can absorb, and still advocating another round. Temitope was globalizationismed, defending another round while the kitchen economy plainly opposed it. globalizationisted adj. You are drunk and convinced capitalism ought to dominate every pub, including the one you are in. globalizered adj. Of a drinker: making the whole pub resemble one vast market, beginning with the round. Tristain got globalizered and merged three unrelated bar tabs. globalled (/ˈɡləʊbəld/) adj. Drunk in a way that gives one private opinion universal scope and immediate authority. Laurelle became globalled and issued a definitive ruling on every table's choice of wine. globaloneyed (/ˌɡləʊbəˈləʊnid/) adj. Describing a drinker who delivers grand world-economic nonsense between mouthfuls of pork pie. globarded adj. The state of being drunk and glowing faintly under the table after last orders. Birk was globarded beneath the bench, providing the only light near the skittles. globared adj. A drinker who glows steadily through the evening, as though wired directly into the bar heater. Cleavland sat globared beside the radiator and illuminated the corner booth. globbed (/ɡlɒbd/) adj. Drunk beyond making a coherent decision, and now functioning as one soft, shapeless mass. Momodou sat globbed beside the coat stand, still insisting he could organise the taxi queue. globbinessed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become thickly incoherent, with every opinion adhering to the next. globe amaranthed adj. Reduced by drink to a neat, papery head of colour, decorative but of little practical use. Carmalena was globe amaranthed, a neat papery ornament propped beside the pub snacks. globe animalculed adj. Softened by drink into a green, rotating colony whose members can no longer agree on direction. Yisell became globe animalculed and revolved gently between the bar and the lavatory. globe artichoked adj. Sharpened by drink into a person of many prickly layers, each revealed by another question. Tyndale was globe artichoked, revealing another prickly layer whenever anyone asked a question.