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globefished adj. The condition of a drinker who has inflated socially until even removing a coat seems hazardous. Dalisia became globefished and occupied the entire armchair with quiet aquatic dignity. globeflowered adj. The drunkenness of one who has opened magnificently, only to shed petals over the pudding. Sherry grew globeflowered and delivered a floral address before asking for custard. globefuled adj. Reduced by drink to hold a worldful of conviction, though barely a mouthful of soup. Williamjoseph became globefuled with opinions and left no room for the actual conversation. globeheaded adj. Softened by drink into a spherical thinker, with all serious conclusions arriving by gentle rolling. Kosisochi grew globeheaded and tested the planet's shape against a boiled potato. globeleted adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, precise world of misplaced confidence beside the crisps. globemakered adj. Loosened by drink into an artisan of planetary models, producing one chiefly from mashed potato. Katilynn went globemakered and fashioned Saturn from a bread roll and a napkin ring. globemakinged adj. Emboldened by drink to manufacture a planetary system from whatever remains on the table. globemallowed adj. Drunk to the point where the corner booth has acquired a soft, round resident. globesitied adj. Slowed by drink to the worldwide pace of an epidemic, with the journey to the sofa taking an age. Dariyelle grew globesitied and required two pauses between the bar and the nearest chair. globetailed adj. Drunk and hovering near the pudding, with a conspicuously rounded posterior and no clear destination. Martisa became globetailed and hovered over the trifle until someone supplied a chair. globetrottered (/ˈɡləʊbˌtɹɒtə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk past the point of local orientation, and therefore qualified for any distant country represented by a cushion. Aeric got globetrottered and announced that the spare room was unquestionably abroad. globetrottinged adj. Drunk in a way that makes international travel seem feasible until the stairs intervene. Dantay grew globetrottinged and planned a continental tour from the kitchen stool. globidontanned adj. Drunk, with the result that an otherwise civilised person develops the solemn bearing of an ancient alligator. Lanecia became globidontanned and guarded the drinks as though they were a prehistoric lagoon. globied adj. Drunk to a degree that the planet's roundness must be settled by rolling an orange across the table. Aber got globied and used an orange to refute the geometry of the bread basket. globigerinided adj. Drunk to the extent of drifting through the room as a microscopic marine organism, eventually settling by the crisps. globinned (/ˈɡləʊ.bɪnd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a protein-folding metaphor, which collapses when asked to open a jar. Robere went globinned and explained molecular structure while failing to open the pickle jar.