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globocopped adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting intrusive foreign policy towards everyone else's chips. Raynne became globocopped and intervened in Alisande's plate without a mandate. globocracied adj. Drunk by the third round, and exercising worldwide authority over the placement of one coaster. Laney grew globocracied and redrew the table's borders around the ashtray. globocrated adj. Drunk by closing time, and advocating global unity chiefly to obtain the last onion ring. Aaditri became globocrated and proposed international solidarity over the remaining onion ring. globoided adj. Still drunk, and representing the world as a sphere which has somehow acquired gravy. Vassie remained globoided, projecting the Earth onto a bread roll with considerable seriousness. globomycinned adj. Sharpened by drink into interrupting every conversation with a precisely targeted objection. globophobed adj. Loosened by drink into opposing international trade at a party attended by people from everywhere. Teaire became globophobed and asked three exchange students whether their countries had ruined the neighbourhood. globophobiaed adj. Emboldened by drink to treat every foreign connection as a personal affront, aloud and at length. Heini got globophobiaed and blamed the supermarket's international aisle for the state of the nation. globorotalided adj. Slowed by drink to drift through the gathering like a tiny chambered organism, stopping whenever the current changed. Mckinlie globorotalided through the gathering, drifting whenever the conversation changed direction. globorotaliided adj. Drunk and circling the room in minute compartments, each containing a separate opinion. Eza became globorotaliided and visited every group without joining any of them. globose physaed adj. Drunk to the point where you cling to the edge of the gathering, damp, round and difficult to relocate. Nicklas got globose physaed beside the garden tap and declined three invitations indoors. globosenessed adj. Drunk enough to become noticeably round in conversation, gathering everyone else's remarks around yourself. Lamel grew globosenessed and made each anecdote orbit the same story about a bus. globoseriesed adj. Drunk past the point of treating a group of loosely connected strangers as one familiar social unit. Kadince got globoseriesed and introduced the neighbours, caterer and taxi driver as one extended family. globosided adj. Drunk beyond polite singularity, accumulating several conversational sugars and passing them round the table. Ivet became globosided and offered every guest a different version of the same personal history. globositied adj. Drunk in a way that makes every gathering appear spherical, with no clear edge or exit. Yoniel got globositied and kept returning to the same conversation from different directions. globotetraosed adj. Drunk, with the result that four loosely related remarks become one substantial compound anecdote. Aakash got globotetraosed and fused four people's comments into a story nobody recognised. globotetraosylceramided adj. Drunk to a degree that adds an unnecessary fourth layer to every social exchange. Lucindy went globotetraosylceramided and made a simple introduction involve four separate histories.