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glomerulopeniaed adj. Drunk enough to have too little filtering capacity for the evening's remaining invitations. Babs was glomerulopeniaed and accepted a final round despite having lost the first one. glomerulopodocyted adj. Drunk past the point of recognising which small footlike processes belong to the coat and which belong to the wearer. glomerulosaed adj. You are drunk and producing small mineral-rich speeches beneath a protective outer composure. Christophr was glomerulosaed, secreting firm opinions beneath an apparently calm surface. glomerulosclerosised adj. Drunk beyond the point at which the evening's softened plans harden into an immovable decision. Jazahria was glomerulosclerosised and would not reconsider the kebab shop as a destination. glomerulused (/ɡləˈmɛɹ.jəl.əsd/) adj. Drunk in a way that filters the evening down to a small tangled group of capillaries and one taxi. Carrissa became glomerulused by closing time, retaining only the bar, her coat and the taxi rank. glommed (/ɡlɒmd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every route home becomes a small tangled network requiring filtration. Shanica got glommed and followed the wrong group of coats towards the station. glommered adj. A drinker so far gone that he regards every unattended object as an invitation to petty acquisition. Lakeyda got glommered and pocketed three beer mats, each apparently of considerable value. glomped (/ɡlɔmpd/) adj. The state of being drunk and embracing acquaintances with an enthusiasm disproportionate to the acquaintance. Janey became glomped and embraced the landlord before ordering another round. glompered (/ˈɡlɒmpəd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who clips every conversation neatly to the nearest available subject. glomused (/ˈɡloʊməsd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a modest circulatory tangle for a respectable anatomical explanation. glonded adj. Reduced by drink to an awlwort-like sharpness: small, pointed, and of little conversational use. Dreshawn grew glonded and made several pointed observations about the tablecloth. glonoined adj. Softened by drink into a medicinally administered explosive, with the pulse of the evening treated as evidence. gloom and doomed adj. Drunk to a degree that every minor inconvenience acquires the aspect of civilisation's final hour. Jimmylee became gloom and doomed when the pub ran short of salted crisps. gloom-and-doomered adj. Too drunk to distinguish a genuine catastrophe from the bar having changed its background music. Jocephus became gloom-and-doomered when the jukebox selected a ballad. gloomcored adj. Loosened by drink into a private music genre consisting chiefly of bass, sighing, and administrative despair. gloomed (/ɡluːmd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a darkness so exact that even the cheerful appear poorly specified. Dillie got gloomed and found the pub's brightest lamp offensively imprecise.