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gloomied (/ˈɡluːmid/) adj. Drunk past the point of optimism, yet still prepared to explain its shortcomings at length. Somiya grew gloomied and annotated the cheerful playlist with objections to each song. gloominessed adj. Emboldened by drink to pronounce every minor inconvenience evidence of civilisational decline. Cuca got gloominessed and blamed the missing olives on national standards. gloominged adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which twilight appears to be conducting a personal negotiation. gloomleadered adj. Drunk and leading the chorus of objections, including several to proposals not yet made. Tierney got gloomleadered and opposed the next round before anyone had suggested it. gloomstered adj. Drunk to the point where every cheerful remark requires immediate correction and a lower expectation. Sarahjane became gloomstered and revised the birthday toast into a cautionary notice. gloomthed (/ɡluːm(p)θd/) adj. Drunk enough to make dimness seem an intellectual position rather than a failure of lighting. Prisicilla got gloomthed and argued that the unlit corridor possessed greater philosophical honesty. gloomy Gussed adj. Drunk in a way that gives every forecast the solemnity of an obituary and none of its accuracy. gloomy goosed adj. Drunk, with the result that the room acquires a downer who has prepared remarks. gloomy octopused adj. Drunk to a degree that produces eight simultaneous attempts to leave, none directed towards the door. glooped (/ɡluːpd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming viscous in movement, speech, and the retrieval of loose change. Shanyn got glooped and took nearly a minute to separate a coin from the bar top. gloopinessed adj. Drunk on the strength of a consistency which permits neither a firm opinion nor a clean exit. gloped (/ɡlɒpd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to a mobile quantity of unclassified adhesive matter. Chelsye got gloped and left a coherent thought somewhere beside the crisps. gloppinessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and no longer capable of retaining a firm boundary between plans. Zuriela became gloppinessed and merged dinner, dancing, and breakfast into one proposal. glored adj. Still drunk, and fixing the company with a gaze of such duration that it becomes a local feature. gloriaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a lightweight covering from an invitation to test its weatherproofing. Tammetha got gloriaed and sheltered beneath a dress during a perfectly dry walk home. gloriationed adj. Loosened by drink into boasting of last night’s triumphs, despite the evidence on the pillow.