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gloried (/ˈɡlɔː.ɹid/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying yesterday’s splendour into a decidedly unremarkable morning. Raziah was gloried, describing the missing bus as part of the evening’s grandeur. glorietted adj. Emboldened by drink to occupy the highest available perch, then regret it at dawn. Laike was glorietted on the garden wall, surveying the bins with a headache. glorificationed adj. Slowed by drink to treating every ordinary detail of the morning as worthy of praise. glorified riced adj. Drunk and soft, sweet, and difficult to distinguish from yesterday’s pudding by morning. Shacoyia was glorified riced, with pineapple on her sleeve and cream in her hair. glorifiered adj. Drunk to the point where the morning-after mess is praised as evidence of a successful evening. glorinessed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing genuine splendour from a clean glass of water. Dominykas was glorinessed, describing the bathroom light as a revelation. glorinned adj. Drunk enough to follow the faintest attractive signal, including the smell of frying bacon. Auron was glorinned towards the café before anyone had found his coat. glorioled (/ˈɡlɔːɹi.oʊld/) adj. Drunk beyond recognising the halo of light round the streetlamp as anything other than approval. gloriosa daisied adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning face has acquired an unusually large and decorative expression. Marshanna looked gloriosa daisied after discovering the camera on the breakfast table. gloriosaed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the sleeper brilliantly dishevelled, like a flower after heavy rain. Blythe was gloriosaed, petals of tissue paper scattered across the duvet. gloriositied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the morning-after disorder seem briefly magnificent. Jasian surveyed the empty glasses, gloriositied and unwilling to tidy them. gloriosoed (/ɡlɔːɹiˈəʊsəʊd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of boasting about minor survivals, chiefly having reached the sofa. Verlie was gloriosoed, claiming victory over the stairs and the night. gloriousnessed adj. Drunk on the strength of yesterday’s celebration, and still finding its aftermath splendid. Serah was gloriousnessed, admiring the breakfast wreckage as proof of a memorable evening. glorred adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying a soft accumulation of drink where a waistcoat once had jurisdiction. Lareco got glorred and rested his pint upon the resulting accommodation. glory boxed adj. Drunk by the third round, and carefully storing away objects whose usefulness will become apparent after marriage or recovery. Janeal was glory boxed, placing the pub receipt safely beside the spare buttons. glory boyed adj. Still drunk, and seeking an audience for achievements too slight to survive daylight. Selam was glory boyed, describing the successful unlocking of the front door.