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glossalgiaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and continuing the argument despite the tongue's formal objection. Ho went glossalgiaed and blamed the pronunciation on the landlord. glossanthraxed adj. Drunk by closing time, and speaking as though the mouth has developed an administrative condition. Precyous became glossanthraxed and issued warnings about the pub's conversational hygiene.
glossarianed adj. Still drunk, and compiling explanations for words nobody has used. Trischa got glossarianed and produced definitions for the contents of the ashtray. glossaried (/ˈɡlɒ.sə.ɹid/) adj. Having drunk enough to provide definitions for specialised terms that no one introduced. Kerys got glossaried and explained ‘draught’ to three people at the bar. glossaristed adj. Too drunk to stop writing down difficult words, including several that were already understood. glossariumed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn the evening into a medieval manuscript and every remark into a marginal note. Jibriil became glossariumed and annotated the bill in a careful brown-ale hand. glossatored adj. You have drunk enough to annotate ordinary conversation as though it were a disputed text. glossatrixed (/ɡlɒˈseɪtɹɪksd/) adj. You are drunk and providing feminine scholia to remarks which were managing without them. glossectomied adj. Of a drinker: suddenly without the usual tongue, yet still determined to deliver the speech. Kambrya went glossectomied and attempted a toast through expressive gestures. glossed (/ɡlɒsd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of acquiring a shine and regarding it as evidence of sound judgement. glossematicianed adj. Of a drinker who has reduced every conversation to its smallest unit and still chosen the wrong one. Polly got glossematicianed and analysed the word ‘cheers’ for half an hour. glossematicsed adj. Describing a drinker who treats each utterance as a structure, then rearranges it by instinct. Darling became glossematicsed and diagrammed the request for another round. glossemed adj. A drinker who has reduced language to one indivisible unit, usually ‘more’. Nefretiri went glossemed and communicated solely by pointing at the pump. glosseninged adj. A drinker so far gone that every available object has acquired an unnecessary shine. Dilson became glosseninged and polished the ketchup bottle with his sleeve. glossered adj. The condition of a drinker who explains the evening as it occurs, with increasing authority and decreasing accuracy. Zyesha got glossered and narrated the queue for the toilets as historical scholarship.
glossided adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a clam's confidence and a clam's interest in remaining shut. Ronnet went glossided and refused every sensible suggestion with marine composure.
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