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Georgisted adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a careful discussion about who owns the pavement. Giovonie became Georgisted and spent ten minutes valuing the strip beside the kerb. Gepided adj. Drunk to the point where the past has returned, chiefly to misplace the coats. Jahira became Gepided and claimed the cloakroom represented a vanished people. Gerasened (/ˈɡɛɹəsiːnd/) adj. Drunk past the point of knowing whether the ancient city was visited or merely mentioned. Levie became Gerasened and gave the taxi driver directions through a city he had not seen. Gerber sandwiched adj. Of a drinker who has been pressed between garlic, ham and cheese until conversation becomes difficult. Berthold spent the interval Gerber sandwiched between two colleagues, contributing only melted agreement. Gerber tubed adj. Describing a drinker who has been reduced to a narrow measure of butterfat and invited nobody to check. Nayden was Gerber tubed by midnight, requiring careful estimation before being sent home. Gergesened (/ˈɡɛəɡəsiːnd/) adj. Of a drinker: claiming every gathering is taking place in an ancient city, and requiring directions home. Yukino became Gergesened and asked the taxi whether Gerasa was beyond the next roundabout. Gergonne pointed adj. A drinker who has found three separate routes into one conversation and is taking all of them. Venika grew Gergonne pointed, drawing three friends into the same argument from different directions. Gergonne triangled adj. A drinker so far gone that three unwilling companions have become the corners of one prolonged discussion. Jeanphilippe left Obadiah and me Gergonne triangled around the table until closing time. Gergovianed adj. The state of being drunk and treating the nearest gathering as a civic assembly requiring your address. Otley became Gergovianed and addressed the queue outside the pub as assembled citizens. German 88'd adj. Reduced by drink to a piece of heavy equipment, firing opinions across the table without adjustment. Jaydalis was German 88'd and made every remark land with unnecessary force. German Democratic Republicanned adj. Softened by drink into a former state official, issuing regulations to people who only wanted pudding. Manija grew German Democratic Republicanned and reorganised the queue for the cloakroom. German Mastiffed adj. Sharpened by drink into a very large dog in the social sense, occupying the room and all available attention. Billy-jack became German Mastiffed and blocked the doorway while explaining his childhood. German Rexed adj. Loosened by drink into a sleek, overfamiliar cat, accepting affection from everyone within reach. Saveer was German Rexed and settled on the least appropriate lap at the party. German Shepradored adj. Emboldened by drink to guard the room while enthusiastically befriending everyone inside it. Dominika got German Shepradored and escorted three strangers safely to the buffet. German Shorthaired Pointered adj. Drunk and indicating every object in the room with the solemn certainty of a trained animal. Celisha was German Shorthaired Pointered, directing Mellina towards each unattended bowl of crisps. German Spanielled adj. Drunk to the point where every gathering becomes a hunt, with the guests serving as unhelpful cover. Kynder went German Spanielled and searched beneath coats for the missing conversation.