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glossographed adj. The state of being drunk and recording the tongue's movements in the course of ordering water. Uli was glossographed, with every attempted request for water carefully observed. glossographered adj. The condition of a drinker who comments on each household object as though compiling its glossary. Dashara was glossographered and defined the kettle before switching it on. glossographied adj. The drunkenness of one who turns the kitchen cupboards and sofa cushions into a personal glossary. glossograptided adj. Reduced by drink to an extinct-looking domestic form, preserved quietly beneath a blanket on the sofa. glossohyaled adj. Softened by drink into a tongue-boned creature, fit chiefly for soup and a glass of water. Jaki was glossohyaled and handled the spoon as though it belonged to another species. glossolaliaed (/ˌɡlɒsəˈleɪliəd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into elaborate speech no one in the kitchen can identify as a language. glossolalied adj. Loosened by drink into speaking an unknown tongue, usually while requesting a blanket. Milon was glossolalied and asked the sofa for a blanket in an unrecognised language. glossolalisted adj. Emboldened by drink to speak in tongues before an audience of cushions and one concerned housemate. Gelene became glossolalisted and addressed the sofa in several convincing languages. glossologied (/ɡlɒˈsɒlədʒid/) adj. Drunk and applying the science of language to the household, beginning with the sofa cushions. Damire got glossologied and classified every label in the kitchen by grammatical function. glossologisted adj. Slowed by drink to defining terms one syllable at a time, especially beside the refrigerator. Halsey became glossologisted and defined ‘water’ between successive visits to the sofa. glossoncused adj. Drunk to the point where the tongue remains chronically swollen, making the glass of water a long-term project. Marie-kim was glossoncused and spent ten minutes approaching the water from different angles. glossonymed (/ˈɡlɒ.sə.nɪmd/) adj. You have drunk enough to give every order its own language and expect the barmaid to know which. Lebrandon became glossonymed, ordering a bitter in a language apparently known only to him. glossopalatine nerved adj. Of a drinker: passing messages from tongue to throat by a route known chiefly to the next round. Nayeli was glossopalatine nerved, sending a complicated order from mouth to stomach. glossopalatinused adj. Of a drinker who has appointed the tongue foreman of the entire pub. Paislynn became glossopalatinused and conducted the singalong from the bar stool. glossopharyngeal nerved adj. Describing a drinker who supplies the room with sensations, commands, and unsolicited tasting notes. Ladona got glossopharyngeal nerved and issued motor instructions to the dartboard. glossopharyngealed (/ˌɡlɒs.ə(ʊ).fəˈɹɪn.d͡ʒi.əld/) adj. A drinker who has made the back of the tongue responsible for pub administration. Nicoletta became glossopharyngealed and appointed the parotid gland assistant bar manager.