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glossopharynxed adj. A drinker so far gone that the tongue and throat have become one busy committee. Labib was glossopharynxed, negotiating between his lager and an increasingly difficult sentence. glossophiled adj. The state of being drunk and fond of languages, particularly those invented after midnight. glossophiliaed (/ˌɡlɑsəˈfɪli.əd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who finds every slurred remark a language worth preserving. glossophobiaed adj. The drunkenness of one who fears public speaking but will address the entire pub after a half. glossoplegiaed adj. Reduced by drink to a tongue that has retired before the person carrying it. Manveer was glossoplegiaed, pointing at the bitter because speech had gone home. glossopoeiaed (/ɡlɑsəʊˈpɪəd/) adj. Softened by drink into inventing a complete language for the walk to the taxi rank. Nathasia got glossopoeiaed and gave the kebab shop its own ceremonial vocabulary. glossopterided adj. Sharpened by drink into a seed-fern disposition: broad, ancient, and determined to survive the night. Elliette was glossopterided, spreading across the bench like prehistoric bar furniture. glossoptosised adj. Loosened by drink into letting the tongue descend whenever conversation requires effort. Derald was glossoptosised, with his tongue resting heavily on every unfinished sentence. glossopyrosised adj. Emboldened by drink to report a burning tongue as evidence that the curry was working. glossoscolecided adj. Slowed by drink to the steady, patient progress of an earthworm across a wet pavement. Chiyoka was glossoscolecided, taking four minutes to cross from stool to lavatory. glossosomatided adj. Drunk and clinging beneath the conversation, waiting for the chance to emerge with another round. Jhonas was glossosomatided, attached to the underside of the bar's discussion. glossotomied adj. Drunk to the point where each sentence is carefully opened up and examined in sections. Antisha was glossotomied, dissecting the word 'cheers' across three separate attempts. glossotrichiaed adj. Drunk enough to grow a furry tongue and find it a sound basis for further conversation. Sharissa was glossotrichiaed, describing the texture of her tongue to a patient barman. glossotyped adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary spelling and into a private phonetic system. Khloi got glossotyped and wrote the drinks order in symbols resembling railway signals. glossy antshriked adj. Drunk in a way that produces short bursts of song followed by watchful silence. Elizebth was glossy antshriked, chirping once before scanning the room for agreement. glossy hawthorned adj. Drunk, with the result that every thorny exchange appears attractively finished.