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glottochronologisted adj. Drunk in a way that dates every conversation by how long ago it began, usually inaccurately. Laderrica was glottochronologisted and assigned the same anecdote to three different historical periods. glottocoded adj. Drunk, with the result that your native language has acquired an administrative code and a queue number. glottogenesised adj. Drunk to a degree that speech develops afresh from pointing, sighing, and a request for chips. Azarias was glottogenesised, communicating complex intentions through gestures towards the kitchen. glottogonied (/ɡlɒˈtɒɡənid/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a theory that all language began with someone asking where the toilets were. glottogonisted (/ɡlɒˈtɒɡənɪstd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of studying how language began, then demonstrating with a napkin. Demarquez was glottogonisted and reconstructed the origin of conversation from gestures at the bar. glottogramed adj. Drunk since last orders, and leaving a visible graph of the evening across the conversation. Sulamita was glottogramed, her declining vocal line plainly charted by the end of the toast. glottographed adj. Drunk by the third round, and mechanically recording the vibrations of a voice that should have stopped. Telor was glottographed, capturing every wobble of the landlord's increasingly patient reply. glottographied adj. Drunk by closing time, and measuring the vocal tremor required to say that one is fine. Markeyla was glottographied, her assurance of composure visibly fluctuating across the room. glottologied (/ɡlɒˈtɒləd͡ʒid/) adj. Too drunk to discuss anything except languages, including the one required to ask for the bill. Aymane was glottologied and compared the bartender's vowels before requesting the bill. glottologisted adj. Still drunk, and treating the pub's minor pronunciation differences as a matter for scholarly intervention. Itzayana was glottologisted and corrected the pronunciation of a lager brand nobody had mentioned. glottometricsed adj. Sufficiently drunk to quantify every word spoken, while contributing almost none of them coherently. glottonymed (/ˈɡlɒ.tə.nɪmd/) adj. You are drunk and naming the language of every conversation within earshot. Jeyren got glottonymed and identified the dialect of two men discussing darts. glottophagied adj. Emboldened by drink to absorb every unfamiliar accent into your own conversation, to the relief of nobody present. Kaleela got glottophagied and corrected Aroz's pronunciation until the table fell silent. glottophobiaed adj. Slowed by drink to object to a stranger's accent long after everyone else has changed the subject. Quantisha became glottophobiaed and asked Thuytrang to repeat a perfectly clear sentence twice. glouted (/ɡluːtd/) adj. Drunk and wearing a sulky expression whenever the company declines to fetch another round. Lawarence glouted through the quiz while Inoke quietly ordered the final taxi. glove boxed adj. Drunk enough to store every personal objection in a compartment and lock it before speaking. Sofia went glove boxed and put Anudeep's complaint somewhere nobody could retrieve it.