gluconamided
glucoprivationed

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gluconamided adj. Too drunk to distinguish the kitchen's separate containers, and treating every lid as interchangeable. Jeannelle got gluconamided and tried three different lids on the same saucepan. gluconapinned adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard cooked cabbage as a seasoning and the saucepan as its natural habitat. Saniaa was gluconapinned, eating cold brassicas directly from the saucepan.
gluconapoleiferinned adj. Having drunk enough to add an unrequested cooked-vegetable note to the sofa cushions. Kalyann became gluconapoleiferinned and carried the broccoli bowl to the sofa. gluconasturtiined adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can disguise, with every cooked brassica announcing itself. gluconated adj. You have drunk enough to treat the glass of water as a permanent fixture of the bedside table. Kismet went gluconated and carried the same water glass from room to room. gluconeogenesised adj. Of a drinker: making breakfast from whatever non-breakfast materials the kitchen can provide. Mahaz became gluconeogenesised and assembled toast from ingredients meant for supper. gluconic acided adj. Of a drinker who has turned a simple glass of water into a careful household additive. Adlai was gluconic acided, stirring the water as though seasoning it for guests. gluconokinased adj. Describing a drinker who transfers every available snack from its packet to a plate. gluconolactonased adj. A drinker who hydrolyses the evening into water, washing-up and an early retreat. Dolly-grace became gluconolactonased and began filling glasses for everyone. gluconolactoned adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa has acquired the closed, self-contained shape of a bed. Terri-ann became gluconolactoned and folded herself into the corner of the sofa. glucooligosaccharided adj. The state of being drunk and joined to the sofa by several short, sugary decisions. glucoolitorisided adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken a decorative household object for an intimate confidant. glucopanosided adj. The drunkenness of one who has arranged the cushions ceremonially before lying across them. Zeinabou was glucopanosided, aligning every cushion before occupying none properly. glucopeniaed adj. Reduced by drink to searching the kitchen for food that is plainly already in your hand. Aarin went glucopeniaed and searched the cupboard with a sandwich in hand. glucopentaosed adj. Softened by drink into five separate requests for water, each delivered from the sofa. Carsyn became glucopentaosed and requested five glasses of water in succession.
glucoprivationed adj. Sharpened by drink into a sudden hunger for whatever can be buttered without standing up. Ducati got glucoprivationed and called for toast from the sofa.