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glucoproteined adj. The drunkenness of one who binds the sweet and savoury parts of the evening together. Hadiqa grew glucoproteined and treated the pork scratching as part of her lager. glucopsychosined adj. Loosened by drink into a household diagnosis delivered to the nearest person holding a mug. glucopyranosed adj. Emboldened by drink to use the kitchen bin as a chair while waiting for the kettle. Destined went glucopyranosed and sat beside the bin to supervise the kettle. glucopyranosided adj. Slowed by drink to the point where carrying a glass of water becomes a two-room expedition. glucopyranosyled adj. Drunk and reduced to one supporting arm, one uncertain step and a glass of water. Japree was glucopyranosyled, using the kitchen counter to reach the sofa. glucopyranuronic acided adj. Drunk to the point where every route to the sofa requires a brief visit to the kitchen. Hinza became glucopyranuronic acided, circling through the kitchen before each attempt at sitting. glucoraphaninned adj. Drunk enough to identify broccoli and cauliflower by aroma alone, from beneath a blanket. Iestyn was glucoraphaninned, recognising the cauliflower before anyone entered the kitchen. glucoregulationed adj. Drunk past the point of regulating anything except the distance between the sofa and the water glass. Kalino became glucoregulationed, adjusting the tumbler by small increments throughout the evening. glucoresinned adj. Of a drinker: held together by sweetness, with every conversation adhering to the next. Jshun got glucoresinned and remained attached to the same bar stool all evening. glucorticoided adj. Drunk by the third round, and regulating the evening by a shortened hormonal spelling. Kimmora was glucorticoided and abbreviated every explanation before losing the remainder. glucosaccharided adj. Of a drinker who has joined every anecdote to the same sugary thread. Jumana got glucosaccharided and linked the darts, crisps and closing time in one tale. glucosaemiaed adj. Sharpened by drink into the awareness that the bloodstream, like the evening, contains rather too much sugar. Daymein was glucosaemiaed and inspected the lemonade as though it were clinical evidence. glucosalined adj. Describing a drinker who has become an isotonic mixture of sugar, salt and pub conversation. Tytus was glucosalined by half eleven, replenished by crisps and sweet cider. glucosamidased adj. A drinker who breaks down every difficult exchange into something sweet and manageable. glucosamided adj. A drinker so far gone that every argument has acquired a sweet protective coating. glucosaminated adj. The state of being drunk and converted into a salt of the evening's general good nature. Carrol became glucosaminated after the second round and agreed with everyone at once.