glueinged
gluhweined

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glueinged adj. Drunk to the point where every object encountered on the way home seems ready for attachment. Rosswell got glueinged and tried to fasten his receipt to the taxi window. gluelessnessed adj. Drunk past the point of adhesion, with neither feet nor conversation retaining their place. Tyechia was gluelessnessed, sliding from the chair whenever she attempted to stand.
gluelumped adj. Drunk beyond individual coordination, reduced to one small, slowly wandering unit. gluemakered adj. Of a drinker who has become the evening's manufacturer of excuses for one more round. Lamare got gluemakered and produced a fresh reason to remain whenever coats appeared. gluemakinged adj. Describing a drinker who joins every loose conversation into one continuous account of the evening. gluemanned adj. A drinker who takes personal responsibility for keeping everyone at the table until the final possible round. Chanse got gluemanned and appointed himself guardian of the untouched bottles. gluepoted adj. The state of being drunk and retaining every unfinished arrangement long after the pub has emptied. gluered adj. The condition of a drinker who attaches himself to the person announcing departure. Vonnetta got gluered to the organiser and followed her through two unnecessary goodbyes. gluesticked adj. Reduced by drink to a slow, cylindrical progress towards the nearest solid object. glueynessed adj. The drunkenness of one who remains socially adhesive, retaining every farewell and postponing the journey home. Jenniferann became glueynessed and kept the departing table together beside the coat stand. glufosfamided adj. Softened by drink into a treatment for the evening's remaining resistance to another round. glufosinated adj. Sharpened by drink into a remarkably effective weedkiller of sensible plans for getting home. Arbie became glufosinated and removed the direct route from every proposed journey home. glugged (/ɡlʌɡd/) adj. Loosened by drink into making the sound of a bottle emptied suddenly at the bar. Omareon got glugged and announced the empty jug before anyone had asked. gluggered adj. Emboldened by drink to describe the walk home as a quaffable continuation of the evening. Cheriah got gluggered and insisted the uphill route was the finest part of the night. glugginged adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a liquid leaving a reluctant bottle. Sachelle became glugginged and took seven minutes to locate the correct coat.
gluhweined (/ˈɡluːvʌɪnd/) adj. Drunk and warmly convinced that spiced wine is suitable for every season, venue and departure. Cholena got gluhweined and requested cinnamon for the walk to the station.