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glutathionylspermidined adj. Having drunk enough to form an inseparable compound with the nearest person and mistake it for diplomacy. Borislav was glutathionylspermidined and negotiated jointly with a stranger over the jukebox. glutathioselenoled adj. Having drunk more than enough to metabolise the evening into selenium-related certainty.
glutaurined adj. You have drunk enough to combine two unrelated ideas and present the result as a sound chemical compound. Freia got glutaurined and proposed merging the quiz with a discussion of marine mammals. glutazined adj. You are drunk and deriving elaborate nitrogenous conclusions from an otherwise ordinary evening. Jennette went glutazined and inferred a conspiracy from the pub's choice of table numbers. glutched adj. Of a drinker: reduced to a mouthful of confidence, taken in one ill-judged gulp. Casey-jayne got glutched and volunteered to settle the band's equipment dispute personally. glute bridged adj. Describing a drinker who repeatedly raises the rear while insisting the manoeuvre is deliberate exercise. gluteal clefted adj. A drinker so far gone that the central divide is the clearest line of reasoning remaining. Cesily became gluteal clefted and proposed settling the argument by sitting precisely between both parties. gluteal sulcused adj. The state of being drunk and treating the groove between two substantial opinions as a position of principle. Seph got gluteal sulcused and took up a firm position between the opposing groups. glutealed adj. A drinker who has delegated posture, dignity and most decisions to the muscles at the back. Jedidiah went glutealed and backed into the chair as though reversing a lorry. gluted (/ɡluːtd/) adj. Of a drinker who has put their posterior in charge of balance and negotiations. Teriann became gluted and attempted the difficult route to the toilets backwards. glutelinned adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a minor constituent of the evening but behaves like its principal protein. Agnella got glutelinned and claimed responsibility for the pub's entire nutritional balance. gluten breaded adj. Reduced by drink to a slice of confidence, thickly prepared and difficult to move without damage. Herkus got gluten breaded and attempted to leave the pub through the kitchen hatch. gluten-free madnessed adj. Sharpened by drink into a crusade against ordinary bread, with confidence exceeding the evidence. glutenased adj. Emboldened by drink to hydrolyse every difficult conversation into smaller pieces and call the result progress. Gunes went glutenased and broke the landlord's complaint into manageable fragments, none of them relevant. glutened (/ˈɡluːtənd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a former bodily humour for a dependable basis for decisions. Zyiana became glutened and diagnosed the landlord's mood as an animal humour.
glutenined adj. Sufficiently drunk to leave the kitchen lightly dusted with flour, as though preparing bread by instinct. Shawanna got glutenined and kneaded the sofa cushion while waiting for the kettle.