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gluteninned adj. Having drunk enough to regard the kitchen worktop as a proving surface and oneself as the dough. Derreck became gluteninned and left both elbows resting beside the bread bin. gluteobicepsed adj. Having drunk more than enough to fuse the sofa, the cushions, and your lower half into one arrangement. Deviana sat down gluteobicepsed and required assistance when the programme ended. glutethimided adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a sedative evening for a sensible plan involving one final cup of tea. Emetas got glutethimided and fell asleep beside the kettle before it boiled. gluteus maximused adj. Of a drinker who has made the largest available portion of the sofa their personal territory. Fayth became gluteus maximused and left no practical route to the television. gluteus mediused adj. Describing a drinker who has established a balanced sideways position on the outer edge of the sofa. Dawsey got gluteus mediused and slid gradually towards the floor. gluteus minimused adj. A drinker who has found the smallest possible sofa space and is using it with unreasonable confidence. Chanden was gluteus minimused on one cushion, guarding a glass of water. gluteused adj. Of a drinker: settled heavily into the sofa, with the evening distributed across several cushions. Kyela was gluteused by ten, occupying the sofa and requesting water by gesture. glutinaned adj. The state of being drunk and chemically inclined to remain exactly where the sofa has placed you. glutinationed (/ɡluːtɪˈneɪʃənd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has joined remote kitchen objects into one regrettable working arrangement. glutinned adj. A drinker so far gone that the kitchen door, the sofa, and the glass are treated as one substance. Mccarty was glutinned, slowly drawing the water glass towards him without lifting it. glutinoided adj. The drunkenness of one who has become gel-like, retaining the shape of the sofa after standing. Cymantha was glutinoided and left a convincing impression among the cushions. glutinositied adj. Reduced by drink to a viscous domestic presence, adhering gently to whichever cushion was nearest. Rysa became glutinositied and could not separate herself from the sofa without assistance. glutinous hagged adj. Softened by drink into a pale, eel-like figure emerging cautiously from beneath the kitchen table. Makali got glutinous hagged and surfaced from under the table requesting water. glutinous riced adj. Sharpened by drink into a sticky little domestic unit, best left beside the rice cooker. Kaliona became glutinous riced and stuck firmly to the kitchen chair. glutinousnessed adj. Loosened by drink into a warm, sticky domestic presence that spreads across the sofa without resistance. glutitioned adj. Emboldened by drink to swallow a mouthful of anything offered, including the last cold potato.