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Germanned (/ˈd͡ʒɜː.mənd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the queue for the loos becomes a matter of national principle. Canyen was Germanned, insisting the queue should proceed with proper efficiency. Germannessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to require a second attempt at every doorway. Jillia was Germannessed, entering the kitchen only after two unsuccessful approaches. Germanomaniacked adj. Having drunk more than coordination can accommodate, and loving the banister for its constancy. Zaysha was Germanomaniacked, embracing the banister with uncomplicated devotion. Germanomaniaed adj. Having drunk enough to pursue one corridor with passionate but diminishing accuracy. Illidan became Germanomaniaed and followed the same corridor long after it ceased being useful. Germanophiled adj. You have drunk enough to admire every sturdy handrail in the building. Kookie was Germanophiled, praising the banister's reliability while descending sideways. Germanophiliaed adj. Slowed by drink to admire the orderly arrangement of the draining board for several minutes. Kouame grew Germanophiliaed beside the sink, contemplating the draining board in silence. Germanophilisted adj. Of a drinker: unable to pass a well-built staircase without expressing sincere appreciation. Juveria was Germanophilisted and praised the staircase's excellent vertical arrangement. Germanophobed adj. Of a drinker who has developed an immediate fear of any staircase with more than four steps. Fender was Germanophobed, regarding the short staircase as a serious engineering challenge. Germanophobiaed adj. Describing a drinker who retreats from the stairs whenever they appear to rise. Jammal was Germanophobiaed, backing away from the staircase with careful dignity. Germanophobisted adj. A drinker so far gone that even the first step appears to be advancing on him. Dorothy was Germanophobisted, retreating from the stairs whenever one creaked. Germanophoned adj. Drunk to a degree that every announcement of last orders sounds like a personal conversation. Adhvaith was Germanophoned, discussing the closing bell with the barman as though it required a reply. Germanosphered adj. Drunk on the strength of a final round, with the entire journey home becoming one connected territory. Falone was Germanosphered, linking three pubs and the station with a single confident route. Germantownered adj. Drunk since last orders, and unable to pass a row of identical houses without choosing the wrong one. Tarran became Germantownered and tried his key on four respectable front doors. Germed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become an unwelcome presence in every conversation. Elodie-rose was Germed by ten, and the table quietly began discussing trains instead. Geronimo lined adj. Having drunk enough to mistake the emergency escape cable for a dignified route to the car park. Bethlyn went Geronimo lined and proposed descending from the brewery roof. Gerred adj. Drunk enough to regard the nearest pub as a football ground and every chair as a supporter. Glade got Gerred and led a chant concerning the admirable shape of the bar.