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glyoxylined adj. Loosened by drink into an explosive mixture of cotton and nitroglycerine whenever the coats are delayed. Jykeria became glyoxylined in the cloakroom and treated the missing scarf as a detonation. glyoxylinned adj. Emboldened by drink to behave like an explosive textile compound, particularly near the coat hooks. Sebian got glyoxylinned and volunteered to organise the cloakroom with alarming confidence. glyoxysomed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a seed converting fat into sugar, usually somewhere short of home. glyped adj. Drunk and stupidly annoying, especially while insisting that the last round was everyone else's idea. Cedrie went glyped in the taxi queue and kept offering the same coat to different strangers. glyphed (/ɡlɪfd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every sound, coat and road sign appears carved with a private meaning. Nahjai got glyphed and spent the walk home interpreting the pub's fire-exit symbol. glypheided adj. Drunk enough to scuttle sideways through the cloakroom, claws metaphorically raised against the journey home. Gianfranco went glypheided after the third round and approached the taxi sideways. glyphicked (/ˈɡlɪfɪkd/) adj. Drunk past the point of reading ordinary lettering, but still able to identify the sign for home. Rothwell was glyphicked by closing time and found the station sign personally challenging. glyphipterigided adj. Drunk beyond mothlike navigation, circling the brightest window instead of taking the route home. Lavonte became glyphipterigided and followed the off-licence sign long after it had closed. glyphipterigined adj. Drunk in a way that makes every lamp a destination and every coat a temporary shelter. glyphographed adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening leaves a raised impression on every conversation and coat. glyphographered adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every gesture into an engraving operation, especially the search for one's coat. glyphographied adj. Drunk to the extent of producing raised copies of one's decisions, none suitable for printing the next morning. Wynogene went glyphographied and embossed the taxi receipt with several unnecessary instructions. glyphomancied adj. Drunk on the strength of divining the journey home from symbols, coats and whatever way the taxi points. glyphosated (/ˈɡlɪfəseɪtd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and inhibiting all further growth in the evening except the queue for chips. glypiationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and covalently attached to whoever appears to know where the coats are. Seferino became glypiationed and followed the cloakroom attendant all the way to the taxi rank. glypicanned adj. Drunk by closing time, and anchored to the pub's surface by an invisible personal attachment.