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gnathic indexed adj. Describing a drinker who measures the morning by the changing angle of the jaw at breakfast. Terykah was gnathic indexed, comparing her jaw's position before and after the first sip. gnathidiumed adj. A drinker who has left the lower jaw exposed to the cold morning air and considerable comment. Alenis was gnathidiumed, standing coatless by the open back door with breakfast in hand. gnathiferanned adj. A drinker so far gone that breakfast consists of small, jaw-led movements through an unfamiliar environment. gnathiided adj. The state of being drunk and attached to the underside of the morning, feeding quietly on whatever remains. Tear was gnathiided beneath the duvet, emerging only when toast was brought upstairs. gnathioned adj. The condition of a drinker who has reached the lowest point of the jaw's morning proceedings. gnathismed adj. The drunkenness of one who classifies the morning according to jaw shape, rather than recollection. Zakeria was gnathismed, sorting the household by chin before attempting the toast. gnathited adj. Reduced by drink to a collection of mouth-parts, each pursuing breakfast independently. Kylum was gnathited, with the jaw working while the rest of him considered the ceiling. gnathitised adj. Softened by drink into a sore, puffy condition of the cheek and upper jaw by morning. Tanor was gnathitised, holding his cheek while attempting a cautious mouthful of porridge. gnathobased adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every meal as something to be reduced by jaw power. gnathocephalonned adj. Still drunk, and conducting negotiations from the front of the head, where every opinion acquires mandibles. Lizy became gnathocephalonned and disputed the taxi fare with both cheeks engaged. gnathochilariumed adj. Too drunk to keep the lower lip from becoming the principal architect of every explanation. Shaquiel went gnathochilariumed and delivered the plan through an increasingly unhelpful lower lip. gnathodynamometered adj. Sufficiently drunk to measure each decision by the force required to close the jaws on it. Raelei got gnathodynamometered and tested the handshake as though it were a jaw measurement. gnathologied adj. Having drunk more than the masticatory system can sensibly accommodate, yet offering its management advice. Raha got gnathologied and explained the jaw's responsibilities to everyone at the table. gnathologisted adj. Having drunk enough to study the mechanics of eating while making increasingly ambitious use of them. gnathophiurined adj. You have drunk enough to become brittle, many-armed, and unexpectedly forceful around the nibbles. Hagar went gnathophiurined and distributed the crisps with several abrupt, efficient gestures. gnathophyllided adj. You are drunk and approaching every small task sideways, with a shrimp's confidence in specialised equipment. Kymm got gnathophyllided and used the cocktail stick to conduct a highly specific rescue.