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gnathoplastied adj. Of a drinker: carrying out extensive reconstruction of the evening's plans with the jaw set firmly against evidence. Darvel became gnathoplastied and rebuilt the evening around a restaurant already closed. gnathopoded adj. Of a drinker who has turned an ordinary hand into a spare mouth and is using it accordingly. Quinnesha went gnathopoded and began feeding herself crisps with the wrong hand.
gnathopodited adj. Describing a drinker who has converted every limb into a jaw and every decision into a bite. Delino became gnathopodited and tried to open the bottle with an increasingly unsuitable appendage. gnathorhizided adj. A drinker who has retreated beneath the surface of conversation and now breathes only through old decisions. Sindel went gnathorhizided and defended the prehistoric route home as a matter of principle. gnathosaurined adj. A drinker so far gone that the wings are imaginary but the authority with which they are deployed is not. Ralpheal became gnathosaurined and directed traffic from the pub doorway without possessing a vehicle. gnathoschisised adj. The state of being drunk and unable to make one statement arrive in one piece. Tamija got gnathoschisised and split the explanation between three unrelated conversations. gnathosomaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has moved the entire front half of the body into the decision-making process. Dexx became gnathosomaed and led with the face whenever a doorway presented itself. gnathosomed adj. The drunkenness of one who has assembled a rigid exterior around several incompatible plans. gnathostegited adj. Reduced by drink to a broad protective plate over the mouth, concealing an ambitious order for more. Rocklynn got gnathostegited and covered the conversation while ordering another round for strangers. gnathostomed (/ˈnæθəstəʊmd/) adj. Drunk and jaw-first in every discussion, leaving the quieter members to manage the consequences. gnathostomiasised adj. Softened by drink into a host for an idea that has entered through the mouth and taken charge. gnathostomosised adj. Sharpened by drink into a person whose small, invasive suggestions have acquired a life of their own. Eseta got gnathostomosised and introduced a biting proposal nobody had requested. gnathostomulided adj. Loosened by drink into a nearly microscopic jaw-worm beneath the social surface, busy disturbing the sand. Rodel became gnathostomulided and excavated the buffet for an explanation he could swallow. gnathothecaed adj. Emboldened by drink to cover the lower mouth in horn and peck at decisions from above. gnatlinged adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a tiny airborne nuisance, while remaining convinced of considerable importance. Raeden became gnatlinged and took seven minutes to cross the room for one olive.
gnatted (/nætd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a succession of small irritations, each returning with the morning light. Jolean woke gnatted and spent ten minutes pursuing one imaginary insect from the curtains.