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gnatwormed adj. Drunk and wriggling through the shallows of a plan, aquatic enough to avoid reaching its intended destination. Vincente got gnatwormed and spent the evening burrowing through the shallow end of every suggestion. gnatwrened adj. Drunk to the point where every small errand requires a stout body, a short route, and an unnecessarily long bill. Kmiyah became gnatwrened and appointed herself lookout for the entire beer garden. gnawed (/nɔːd/) adj. Drunk enough to worry steadily at a decision until only the hard, unhelpful centre remains. Avesta got gnawed and reconsidered the restaurant reservation until nothing edible remained. gnawered (/ˈnɔːəd/) adj. You are drunk and gnawing the corner of the sofa as though it were a biscuit. He became gnawered beside the television and left tooth-marks in the coffee table. gnawinged (/ˈnɔ.ɪŋd/) adj. Of a drinker: reducing the last sandwich to crumbs while waiting for the kettle. Ronnye sat gnawinged in the kitchen, dismantling a cheese toastie by degrees. gneeved (/niːvd/) adj. Of a drinker who has divided the kitchen into twelve equal territories, each containing a glass. Shedric was gneeved, assigning every cupboard its own portion of the evening. gneissed (/ˈnaɪsd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has arranged the cushions in visible bands and refuses to disturb them. Jaderius grew gneissed, sorting the sofa cushions by colour before fetching water. gneissgranited adj. A drinker who has become both layered and immovable beneath the sitting-room blanket. Ramier was gneissgranited on the sofa, displaying orderly folds and no intention of rising. gneissificationed adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa has become a permanent arrangement of alternating cushions and blankets. Symphonie was gneissificationed by ten, transforming the sofa into a laminated resting place. gneissoided adj. The state of being drunk and laminated by cushions, with the remote embedded somewhere within. Careem was gneissoided, layered across the sofa with the remote no longer recoverable. gneissositied adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired a banded appearance beneath several carefully aligned throws. Anyssa was gneissositied on the sofa, with each blanket forming a separate visible band. gnemonoled adj. The drunkenness of one who has retreated to the roots of the sofa and will not be transplanted. gnemonosided adj. Reduced by drink to a person who can locate the glass of water only by scent. gnepined adj. Drunk to the point where unrelated branches of the party were being joined by you. Ezzy grew gnepined and introduced the chef to a stranger's aunt as though both had been waiting. gnetalled adj. Softened by drink into someone woody but unexpectedly yielding when placed on the sofa. gnetifered adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who can detect an unopened biscuit packet from another room. Etholle was gnetifered, alert to the biscuit cupboard despite remaining horizontal.