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gnomed (/nəʊmd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the kitchen floor has acquired a small guardian who must be consulted. Leylan was gnomed beside the fridge, protecting the water glasses from unnecessary movement. gnomedomed adj. Softened by drink into a small, sheltered realm where every ornament has citizenship. Seger became gnomedomed and gave the ceramic figures seats at the snug table. gnomefished adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, watchful presence that catches every movement near the bar. gnomekinded adj. Loosened by drink into fondness for the whole diminutive population, without distinction or exception. Braydi got gnomekinded and bought a round for every ornament in the beer garden. gnomenappinged adj. Reduced by drink to relocating garden ornaments and presenting the evidence as holiday photography. gnomeried adj. Emboldened by drink to arrange a public display of garden ornaments around the pub's outside tables. Loagen went gnomeried and lined the patio with figures borrowed from nearby gardens. gnomessed adj. Slowed by drink to the measured pace of a small woman crossing a cluttered beer garden. Ranyiah became gnomessed and took ten minutes to reach the loos. gnometted adj. Drunk and moving with the quiet, ornamental confidence of a small woman in a garden. Darleth went gnometted and stood motionless beside the pub's hanging baskets. gnomicided adj. Drunk to the point where every small garden figure appears to have met a regrettable end. Previn got gnomicided and reported the toppled ornaments as a serious incident. gnomided adj. Drunk enough to become a small, watchful woman who answers questions with a nod. gnomishnessed adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary conduct and into a pronounced fondness for small bearded figures. Ava-lily became gnomishnessed and spoke warmly to the ornaments by the bins. gnomismed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary conversation, issuing compact maxims between mouthfuls of pork pie. Fredys got gnomismed and declared that a shut pub teaches patience. gnomisted adj. Drunk in a way that turns every remark into a brief, grave saying. gnomographed adj. Drunk, with the result that every observation emerges as a compact piece of wisdom. gnomologied (/nəʊˈmɒləd͡ʒid/) adj. Drunk to the extent of assembling grave reflections from receipts, coasters and half-remembered advice. gnomologisted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the barmaid's every utterance sound fit for a book of maxims. Kellise became gnomologisted and collected sayings from strangers at the bar.