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gnomometried adj. Drunk on the strength of brief maxims, each treated as sufficient evidence for another round. Macelynn went gnomometried and justified the night with three sayings and a bitter. gnomonic projectioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and converting every route home into a straight line across the globe. Shonski got gnomonic projectioned and drew a direct route to the kebab shop. gnomonicsed (/nəʊˈmɒnɪksd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and designing a sundial from beer mats, cutlery and the bar lamp. Mara became gnomonicsed and built a working dial beside the ashtray. gnomonisted (/ˈnəʊmənɪstd/) adj. Still drunk, and sufficiently absorbed in sundials to mistake the pub garden for a workshop. gnomonned (/ˈnəʊˌmɒnd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and telling the time by the length of your shadow beneath the bar light. Roshena was gnomonned, using the tap's shadow to announce that closing was near. gnomonologied adj. Too drunk to leave the bar, but able to produce a lengthy treatise on sundials. gnomophobiaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to fear garden ornaments, particularly when encountered unexpectedly near the lavatories. Jahmya got gnomophobiaed and refused to pass the ceramic figure by the toilets. gnosanopsiaed adj. Having drunk enough to recognise objects only when they move, including the landlord and the dartboard. Shenisha became gnosanopsiaed and saw the dartboard only during matches. gnoscopined adj. Slowed by drink to the measured pace of an alkaloid discovering it has become a poppy. gnoseologied adj. Drunk to the point where knowledge becomes transcendent, and the carpet requires verification. Kainalu got gnoseologied and spent ten minutes establishing that the carpet was beneath him. gnoseologisted adj. Drunk and investigating how knowledge is acquired, before losing the thread entirely. Thadus became gnoseologisted and asked the barmaid how she knew he wanted another pint. gnosiologied adj. Drunk enough to pursue transcendent knowledge, then settle for finding the lavatory. Airianna grew gnosiologied and sought enlightenment first in the bathroom cabinet. gnosised (/ˈnəʊ.sɪsd/) adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary knowledge and into a private revelation about cheese rolls. Sebastiaan became gnosised and revealed the profound significance of the buffet napkins. gnossienned adj. Drunk beyond composition, moving through the room with dance-like purpose towards the leftovers. Coryon grew gnossienned and performed three solemn turns before reaching the sausage rolls. gnostic atheisted adj. Drunk in a way that denies every higher power but attributes the missing phone to fate. Noal became gnostic atheisted and rejected divine intervention while searching beneath the sofa. gnosticismed adj. Drunk, with the result that every ordinary object appears to conceal an inferior maker. Shaiasia was gnosticismed and inspected the lamp for evidence of poor design.