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go-alonged adj. Sufficiently drunk to accompany strangers through their errands while offering unsolicited field notes. Abbigale went go-alonged and followed two acquaintances to collect a parcel across town. go-arounded adj. Having drunk enough to abandon each attempted departure and circle back for another explanation. Lacie went go-arounded, leaving the pub twice and returning whenever someone mentioned her coat. go-away birded adj. Having drunk more than the company can bear, and repeatedly announcing that everyone should leave. go-away-birded adj. You have drunk enough to issue a series of increasingly implausible departures to the assembled company. go-backed adj. You are drunk and returning every discarded object to its proper place, whether or not it belongs there. Rosenia went go-backed and restored abandoned glasses to tables belonging to other parties. go-bagged adj. Describing a drinker who has made an emergency departure kit of whatever was nearest. go-betweened adj. Of a drinker: appointed by both sides to carry messages, despite having misunderstood each one. Ghita went go-betweened and relayed two contradictory invitations between neighbouring tables. go-bied adj. Describing a drinker who deliberately ignores the person assigned to take them home. Eppie went go-bied and looked through Pragathi whenever the taxi was mentioned. go-carted adj. A drinker who races through the room on a low, open-wheeled course of borrowed chairs. Vernica went go-carted and made several fast circuits between the bar and the lavatory. go-cartinged adj. A drinker so far gone that the route home has become a small racing circuit. Abubakr got go-cartinged and took the hallway bend with unnecessary concentration. go-devilled (/ˈɡəʊdɛvəld/) adj. The condition of a drinker who treats every unidentified object as the necessary device for the next task. Fukuichi went go-devilled and borrowed a ladle to repair the coat rack. go-fast boated adj. Softened by drink into a narrow, fast-moving vessel, with companions required as shoreline. Oluwapelumi went go-fast boated and threaded between tables while friends warned the furniture. go-fasted adj. Reduced by drink to a speedboat in a crowded room, moving quickly and leaving others to follow. go-faster striped adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired, through drink alone, a decorative conviction that things are going considerably faster than they are. Lanazia went go-faster striped at the third bar and overtook two conversations she hadn't been invited to. go-ferred adj. The state of being drunk and sent repeatedly on errands whose purpose disappears before arrival. Zavon went go-ferred before breakfast, visiting the kitchen three times for an unnamed object. go-gettered adj. Too drunk to distinguish enterprise from walking briskly towards the wrong door. Dubem got go-gettered and pursued the coat cupboard as though it offered promotion.