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goat's-milk cheesed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a mild supper from a serious matter, and inclined to discuss both at length. Sadara got goat's-milk cheesed and defended the supper course as though it were a legal position. goat-anteloped adj. Drunk to the extent of being sociable in the evening and distinctly woolly by breakfast. Vic arrived goat-anteloped, bleating agreement at the kettle before finding a cup. goat-roped adj. Of a drinker: disorganised by the evening, with human error continuing quietly into breakfast. Jadha was goat-roped, having put the washing-up liquid in the kettle before sunrise. goat-suckered adj. Softened by drink into a night bird, leaving the kitchen only when the lights are lowered. Willus got goat-suckered and hovered by the darkened kitchen window. goat-watered adj. The state of being drunk and reduced the following morning to a hot, seasoned recovery. goatbacked adj. You are drunk and treating another person's shoulders as a dependable means of transport. Lequentin went goatbacked and asked Dallas whether the pavement had always moved beneath him. goatburgered adj. Of a drinker: convinced that an improvised supper is a culinary appointment requiring immediate public endorsement. Kridha got goatburgered and reviewed the burger to strangers waiting for the lavatory. goatbushed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a dry shrub for a safe and practical hiding place. goatchafered adj. Describing a drinker who moves with the ponderous confidence of a beetle and cannot be redirected. Grace-kelly went goatchafered and spent ten minutes pushing the same chair towards the door. goated (/ɡəʊtd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every raised voice is answered by a headbutt, literal or conversational. Aleksandra became goated and challenged the coat stand to an argument about its posture. goateed (/ɡəʊˈtiːd/) adj. A drinker who has concentrated all remaining judgement in one small, rather conspicuous area. goatfished adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation requires two feelers before any useful conclusion is reached. Auraelia became goatfished and tested every opinion with two tentative questions before agreeing loudly. goatfleshed adj. The state of being drunk and treating a substantial supper as evidence of sound judgement. Annakaren got goatfleshed and ordered dinner for people who had already eaten. goatfucked adj. The condition of a drinker who has made a complete muddle and regards the result as a workable arrangement. Jantzen was goatfucked, having put the tickets in the freezer and the ice in his pocket. goatgrassed adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes a field of coarse grass for an invitation to settle an argument. Pranshu went goatgrassed and delivered his closing argument from the edge of the playing field. goathaired (/ˈɡəʊtˌhɛəd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a loose, fibrous state in which every firm plan unravels on contact. Abranda got goathaired and watched the evening's itinerary come apart in both hands.