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goats' milked adj. Sharpened by drink into a person whose morning opinions are thin, pale and surprisingly persistent. Niza was goats' milked, correcting the toaster while unable to locate her own shoes. goatsbearded adj. You have drunk enough to appoint yourself guide through any woodland, without consulting a map. Coleman got goatsbearded and confidently directed Keylly towards the darkest part of the park. goatsfooted adj. The condition of a drinker who has spread across the floor in a flourishing, many-lobed arrangement. Michele went goatsfooted beside the sofa, surrounded by cushions and charging leads. goatshaired adj. Softened by drink into a person who cushions every bad decision until it feels perfectly reasonable. Abhinay became goatshaired and wrapped the failed arrangement in several reassuring explanations. goatshited adj. A drinker who has been reduced by the morning after to an unproductive, immovable presence. Melbern was goatshited on the sofa, neither helping nor obstructing the search for the remote. goatskinned adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a thin protective covering and no wish to leave the sofa. Shynesha got goatskinned beneath two blankets and declined the journey upstairs. goatsonaed adj. Reduced by drink to a carefully imagined goat-self, complete with a preferred corner of the room. Raluca went goatsonaed and claimed the rug as her natural habitat. goatsuckered adj. Sharpened by drink into a night bird, alert to every cupboard opening after midnight. Travontay went goatsuckered and heard the biscuit tin from the far end of the house. goatwalkinged adj. Loosened by drink into a pastoral existence involving the back garden, a bucket and no fixed itinerary. goatweeded adj. Emboldened by drink to cultivate a small tropical-looking patch beside the kitchen sink. Sherriann went goatweeded and arranged herbs around the draining board. goaved adj. Drunk beyond the point of movement, and put away indoors like winter fodder. gob ironned adj. Drunk and producing a thin, cheerful harmonica-like commentary from the kitchen. Makomborero got gob ironned and accompanied the kettle until someone removed the saucepan. gob jobbed adj. Drunk to the point where every ordinary request receives an unexpectedly intimate interpretation. Artelia got gob jobbed and treated an offer of toast as a complicated proposition. gob sticked adj. Drunk enough to produce clarinet-like notes while looking for a glass in the kitchen. gob stoppered adj. Having drunk enough to keep one conversation lodged in the mouth for the remainder of the evening. Anneliesa went gob stoppered halfway through dinner, preserving the same unfinished sentence until midnight. gob-sticked adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary speech and into a clarinet's persistent, reedy register.