gobletfuled
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gobletfuled adj. Too drunk to distinguish a serving vessel from the entire provision of the evening. Elektra became gobletfuled and requested that the punch bowl be passed as a single measure. gobletted adj. Drunk since last orders, and giving every remaining glass the dignity of an obsolete ceremony. Jahneil was gobletted, drinking lemonade from a mug with episcopal gravity.
goblin moded adj. Having drunk enough to abandon dignity, trousers, and any activity requiring the use of a chair. Ladara went goblin moded and ate cold pasta directly from the saucepan. goblin sharked adj. You have drunk enough to extend your face towards every conversation, chiefly to ask for crisps. goblin spidered adj. You are drunk and occupying the corners of the room with more legs than conversation. Savieon became goblin spidered and arranged himself beneath the side table. goblincored adj. Of a drinker: devoted to mossy surroundings, unwashed knitwear, and the final mushroom pizza. goblindomed adj. Of a drinker who has entered a private kingdom of dirt, shadows, and misplaced household objects. Glean became goblindomed and ruled beneath the stairs with a half-eaten pasty. goblined adj. Describing a drinker who supports the entire evening with one arm and calls it seamanship. Larmar went goblined against the banister and described the landing as open water. goblinessed adj. A drinker who has acquired a small, dishevelled authority over the household rubbish. Marlos became goblinessed and appointed himself keeper of the recycling bin. goblinismed adj. A drinker so far gone that ordinary noises acquire magical explanations, especially the boiler. goblinkinded adj. The state of being drunk and behaving as though all small, untidy creatures have formed a committee. Anivia became goblinkinded and held a council with the cat beneath the table. goblinmoded adj. Having drunk more than propriety permits, and now pursuing snacks from a horizontal position. Banning became goblinmoded and retrieved biscuits from beneath the sofa. goblinned (/ˈɡɒb.lɪnd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to become small, malevolent, and chiefly interested in hiding the good biscuits. goblinoided adj. Drunk to the extent of lurking by the crisps with a small, greenish grievance against everyone present. Bailey-mai spent the evening goblinoided beneath the coat rack, accepting offerings but joining no conversation. goblinried adj. Drunk on the strength of petty mischief, leaving companions to explain the missing spoons.
goboed (/ˈɡəʊbəʊd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and standing between the lamp and the person everyone else was trying to see.